Fourth verse to the Piña Colada song where the guy is pissed because the whole time his wife was a whore

Pops texted “goodnight.” #gay

Hows about we all just agree that any country that starts with “I” sucks no exceptions

Ever wonder what happened to celebrities you used to idolize as a kid but never hear about anymore? Like what’s Bruce Jenner up to these days

Just finished the new Netflix show about Garfield. Not a single reference to Mondays, lasagne, or odie. What are we doing people?

did they end up finding woody guthrie’s mom?

Has anyone ever actually tried calling the ghostbusters

well that’s not very nice of them

perpetuating Irish stereotypes is dangerous 100% one of those pale drunkards will fight you

Sir, they dropped the second Thun

*me when the dog haircut lady won’t accept crypto* ok groomer

Watching love is blind reunion with the wife. I think I prefer the dating show hosted by Chris Hansen

Mojitaba Khameneimendigi diggy diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie