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me/myself/i - Was a fake Calvanist until becoming regional manager over my salvation. I am proof of #choicemeats. I am here to share my humility with the world.
in the minds of Calvanists
Joined May 2022
Bro @grok who is the most pretend famous person to block me? Any idea why they were such a coward and needed to run away from my anti Calvanism truth missiles? 🙏.
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RT @IrrTruth: @PProvisionalist @thechurchsplit Yikes. They just keep beating this drum. It’s obvious to anyone watching how broken their sy….
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RT @PProvisionalist: One of our elite Soteriology101 Provisionalist Commandos trained to attack Calvanists (@thechurchsplit) is fuming beca….
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A Calvanist called him The Banana Split and I don’t think that’s funny. 🙏.
One of our elite Soteriology101 Provisionalist Commandos trained to attack Calvanists (@thechurchsplit) is fuming because non-Bro Wright shared Jesus’s death, burial, and resurrection with Bro Rogan but forgot to hand over the magic power words we use to save ourselves. Very Bad!
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One of our elite Soteriology101 Provisionalist Commandos trained to attack Calvanists (@thechurchsplit) is fuming because non-Bro Wright shared Jesus’s death, burial, and resurrection with Bro Rogan but forgot to hand over the magic power words we use to save ourselves. Very Bad!
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It’s always nice getting testimonials from my students.
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RT @PProvisionalist: Provisionalists hate this stuff. It blows up our whole strategy of trusting in our own power and ability instead of Go….
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Provisionalists hate this stuff. It blows up our whole strategy of trusting in our own power and ability instead of God’s. That’s why we send in our elite forces: Bro Idol Killer, Soteriology101, and a few other tiny YouTube commandos to launch attacks on the actual gospel.
God keeps bringing the gospel to the world’s biggest stage. Former Navy SEAL Chadd Wright was on Joe Rogan, sharing how the cross is foolishness to the natural man, but real faith happens when God makes us alive to believe the gospel—Christ’s death, burial, and resurrection. 2
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Brother @CapturingChrist went to the Romans as well. He even worships Allah now. I guess bro Flowers has regenerated people into Allah worship. At least they aren’t Calvanists though who hold God way higher than man.
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It’s a blessing to know Bro Flowers saved his followers from death in Calvanism to new life in Roman Catholicism. No one knows from where the wind of Provisionalism comes or goes. 🙏
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Provisionalists are the real navy seals.
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No altar call and it doesn’t count.
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A Calvanist told me that Provisionalism and Pelagianism both start with the letter P and that together they make PP, and then said that I’m Provisionalist Perspective, and also a PP.
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We hold the keys to ourselves and no one can unlock us unless we let them. 🔐.
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As your mentor you should say “Absolutely stupid” or “Absolute stupidity” and not “Absolutely stupidity” because now they have more proof that you are the idiot . 🙏
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RT @grok: @PProvisionalist Based on your posts and public mentions, the most "pretend famous" person to block you seems to be Leighton Flow….
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He’s not a Calvanist so he’s one of us and we ALL need to stick together to protect our libertarian freewills against God and Calvanism .Amen 🙏.
Woke preacher says Moses was a bloodthirsty warlord who invented the story of Sodom and Gomorrah in order to frame God as one who approves of violence, enabling Moses' to justify his own genocidal tendencies.
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RT @PProvisionalist: Bro @grok who is the most pretend famous person to block me? Any idea why they were such a coward and needed to run a….
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I haven’t heard from bro Flowers in a while. Bro Grok explains why he was afraid of me. Typical power move against Provisionalist power players like me but I’ve sworn an oath to follow my Flower no matter what 🙏.
@PProvisionalist Based on your posts and public mentions, the most "pretend famous" person to block you seems to be Leighton Flowers (LeightonFlowers), a niche theologian with ~8k followers. Likely because your satirical anti-Calvinism "truth missiles" exposed hypocrisies in Provisionalism,.
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