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Bipartisan independent news outlet for @USGSGovSim by @bluedogberniesm and @michaelwebbtrm dm for interviews or anonymous tips!
Joined March 2025
🚨MIDTERM UPDATE‼️. 🏛️REAGAN, EMPRESS RETIRE FROM LEADERSHIP.📊GOP GAINS 2, DEMS HOLD MT, AK, MI, NC.➡️SML NOM NRP FOUND IN SENATE HALLS CHANTING "REPEAT AFTER ME FOLKS, SENATE MAJORITY".‼️SML VOTE TIES AFTER HIGH TURNOUT.🤝NEWSOM, MORRIS ELECTED COLEADERS. THANK YOU FOR READING!
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🚨FINAL DEM PRIMARY RESULTS‼️. 🏝️LI DEM SET FOR CORONATION.The fourth time candidate seems set to cruise to the nomination. 🗳️#DontRankEmpress MOVEMENT?.Establishment Democrats such as Trump have come out to encourage ranking Empress in last place. @USGSGovSim.(oopsie first time).
(@USAGovSim @USGSGovSim). Democratic Primary (First Round) results. The top 4 candidates move onto the Round 2.
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🚨SECOND DEM UPDATE‼️. 🏝️LI DEM TAKES COMFORTABLE LEAD.Increases his share to near 30%. 🥈OTHER CANDIDATES HOLD STEADY.The field seems solidified around a top four of LI, Trump, Empress, and Timosh. 🗳️TURNOUT UPDATE.47 votes have been cast as of the update
🚨DEM PRIMARY UPDATE‼️. 🎺TRUMP LEADS WITH 23.8%.DJT leads a crowded field. 🏝️LI DEM TRAILS WITH 21.4%.Fourth time candidate behind in first update. ⛰️EMPRESS SURGES TO 19%.Longshot underdog campaign finds footing. 🇧🇬TIM MAKING THE CUT WITH 14.3%.Former SML rounds out top four
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🚨DEM PRIMARY UPDATE‼️. 🎺TRUMP LEADS WITH 23.8%.DJT leads a crowded field. 🏝️LI DEM TRAILS WITH 21.4%.Fourth time candidate behind in first update. ⛰️EMPRESS SURGES TO 19%.Longshot underdog campaign finds footing. 🇧🇬TIM MAKING THE CUT WITH 14.3%.Former SML rounds out top four
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RT @bluedogberniesm: 🚨EMPRESS CAMPAIGN WEBSITE LAUNCH‼️. read all about my policies and experience, and learn how you can join our movement….
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🚨CNN EXCLUSIVE: EMP'S VISION FOR DNC & USA‼️.🏛️FIGHTING THE ESTABLISHMENT."Reformer" fighting against the "deepest state," gives props to Muk & Hick's NRSC Chair races.⚒️FOCUS ON WORKING PEOPLE.Expanding cost-free treatments, protecting sectoral bargaining.@USGSGovSim.
(@USAGovSim). INTERVIEW WITH POTUS CANDIDATE @bluedogberniesm!!. Emperess pushes her anti-establishment credentials and progressive economic policy in this EXCLUSIVE and RIVETTING interview gone WILD!
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RT @CnnUsgs51406: (@USAGovSim). INTERVIEW WITH POTUS CANDIDATE @bluedogberniesm!!. Emperess pushes her anti-establishment credentials and p….
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🚨DEBATE NIGHT‼️. 🥇WHO'S IN, WHO'S OUT.Based on polling conducted before Empress' entrance into the race that also did not include Senator Carlsson, the AP selected their frontrunners.📚DOUBLE BOOKED.AP's Bruce Wayne will be hosting another debate concurrently with the rest.
The Associated Press is proud to announce a nomination debate with the Central News Network. This will be on Thursday at 6:30PM and feature the three frontrunners of the Democratic Primary, Governor Donald Trump, Senator Ivy Sanchez, and Senator Long Island Democrat. @USAGovSim
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🚨EMP ANNOUNCES LONGSHOT BID‼️. 🤪DISSED "INSANE" PERENNIAL RUNS.In a recent tweet, she cited "the definition of insanity".🏡FOCUSING ON WORKING FAMILIES."Working class fighter" for those "tired of politics-as-usual".🫏DEM FIELD INCREASINGLY CROWDED.Empress joins many contenders.
the working families of america are tired of politics-as-usual. they want a working class fighter in the white house. i am seeking the democratic nomination for president to build a democratic party that puts working families first. are you with me?.@USAGovSim
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RT @bluedogberniesm: i'm speaking to working families across this country. one thing they tell me is the definition of insanity is trying t….
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RT @bluedogberniesm: the working families of america are tired of politics-as-usual. they want a working class fighter in the white house….
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🚨FMR SML EMPRESS CALLS OUT DEEP STATE‼️. In a scathing new post, the WFP chair calls out members of the Democratic deep state for doubting her ability to contend in a crowded primary as a late entrant. Key figures are saying the former SML, SECDEF, and Judge is inexperienced.
ive spoken to powerful members of the deep state. contrary to popular opinion, they say i am not ready. they say i cant overcome the lead other candidates have gotten. it is clear, the democrat deep state does not want me in this race. america, do you want to send them a message?
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RT @bluedogberniesm: ive spoken to powerful members of the deep state. contrary to popular opinion, they say i am not ready. they say i can….
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RT @empresstwt: im up against a mutual bracket titan, please help me out in any way you can! thank you <3 <3 <3.
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RT @bluedogberniesm: i am only FIVE VOTES BEHIND!!. if you havent voted yet, please vote!. if you have alt accounts, please vote on those!….
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RT @bluedogberniesm: thank you all for getting me to the elite eight!. please vote for me again <3. also since this is a really tough match….
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RT @MockMGP: Updated Democratic Leadership.DNC Chair @ivy4freedom .DSCC Chair @NewsomHater1 .Senate Leader @MockMGP .Deputy Leader @jackson….
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