Hey @elonmusk … I want my CYBERTRUCK meow.

Hey @DJDONKIS If two vegans are arguing, is it considered beef?

Hey @DJDONKIS, how do you steal a coat? … You Jacket

Hey @DJDONKIS whatcha doing on the 29th?! 🍻

Hey @AmericanAir. Charging $100 for 2lbs over the checked bag limit is insane. If I go take a massive 💩 before the flight, can we call it even?

@hl2240 $1 at 11! Next stop, $11 at 1!

@TaraReid idea... instead of a sharknado..you start in SHARTnato.. where you try to avoid a bunch of flyin HOG SHIT. Just an idea? God bless

“Finding my inner @DJDONKIS” - @DJGLIVE

I wonder how much @Ticketmaster made in ads and PR when @taylorswift13 went on presale and ”broke” the site.

What’s @BillNye up to these days?

So what are people more angry about today? @taylorswift13 breaking @Ticketmaster or #Trump announcing his 2024 run for presidency. Asking for a friend. 🍿

How many minutes do you have on your wireless plan?

Paid for my blue checkmark.

Huge elevator line at @ResortsWorldLV What the duck?! All for one elevator bank, the other two have no line.

Hey @blink182! How can I get floor tickets for May 17 in Pittsburgh for my BIRTHDAYYYY!

Banned from FB … sup twitter.

Hey @DJDONKIS a Lion would never play golf because it doesn’t have hands… but a Tiger Wood…

Hey @DJDONKIS I ate a kids meal at McDonalds today. His mother seemed pretty upset.

What do people tweet these days?