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ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ Recently Mei started a new business to make more money, it’s a milk farm but from whose milk is a different discussion. What she does need is a bull. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ “Sir, I am not on the menu.” She said this after 𝘊𝘓𝘈𝘗𝘗𝘐𝘕𝘎 her 𝙍𝙄𝘾𝙀-𝙁𝙀𝘿 𝙉𝙊𝙊𝘿𝙇𝙀 𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙁𝙁𝙀𝘿 𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙀𝙆𝙎 right in front of you. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ “ ugh, you 𝙉𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙔 𝘽𝘼𝘽𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙉𝙎 all think a like. First, commit crimes, then in order to stop you demand my 𝙁𝘼𝙏 𝙒𝙊𝘽𝘽𝙇𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙒 𝙏𝙄𝙏𝙎. It’s like you want me to act like this!” ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ “Oh, you seem to be absolutely soaked from the rain, here have my umbrella. The handle is really in there so make sure to dig real deep~!” ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

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ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝓖𝒊𝒛𝒎𝒐 is complaining that we aren’t even the 𝐇.𝐈.𝐕.𝐄. 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄 anymore — .ᐟ Especially when the 𝕭𝐀𝐃𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 💕 is bringing a new batch of 𝒘𝒐𝒃𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝑳𝑨𝑹𝑫-𝑨𝑺𝑺𝑬𝑫 𝓫𝒊𝒎𝒃𝒐𝒔 every day. Stay mad , 𝑺𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑴𝑷. 🖕🏿🤭

𝐌𝐀𝐘𝐁𝐄 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐈 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐏𝐅𝐏'𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐔𝐒𝐄? 𝐈 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐒. 🤭

ㅤ A woman's 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙩 when confronted by their 𝗛𝘂𝘀𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗱'𝘀 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿, is to 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚖𝚒𝚝 for their own safety. . . 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒑𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏' 𝒉𝒆𝒘 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓.~ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♠️🏴‍☠️♠️ ㅤ

*** Pov: Entraste sin avisar a la habitación de tu hermano el nerd y lo encontraste con el matón del barrio [👓] ▪︎ Ey‼️... no es lo que piensas, además, toca antes de entrar 💢🤬

★彡[ɴᴇʀᴅ ᴛʀᴀɴꜱ]彡★ 📔° ꧁༒☬𝓐 𝓿𝓾𝓮𝓵𝓽𝓸 𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓹𝓾é𝓼 𝓭𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝓼 𝓿𝓪𝓬𝓪𝓬𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓼 𝓮𝓵 𝓷𝓮𝓻𝓭 𝓶á𝓼 "𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮" 𝔂 𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓭𝓸☬༒꧂ 📕° ᴇꜱᴛᴜᴅɪᴏ ʏ ꜱᴇxᴏ ꜱɪɴ ᴘɪᴇᴅᴀᴅ

𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐓 when I...Ermmm UHH 😁😵 haven't washed my GOONSTUPID STENCHY GREASY DONG in like...A LOT‼️🤓😵‍💫☣️

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ “Seriously? After humiliating me in that battle and buying overwatch as my new employer I have to call a 🦍 like you daddy?” ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝ 𝓦𝘩𝘰'𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 ⸻ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ. . . 𝓓𝑨𝑫𝑫𝒀 .ᐣ ❞ 💛 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ #𝘊𝘺𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘙𝘗 / #𝘛𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘙𝘗 / #𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 / #𝘉𝘉𝘊 / #𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘙𝘗 / #𝘍𝘶𝘵𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘮 / #𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘙𝘗 /

𝓝𝐄𝐖 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐎 for Prism’s 𝓐͟𝗟𝗕𝗨𝗠 ( 💿 ) has dropped and it’s her 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 those 𝓕𝐀𝐂𝐄-𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 🍫 ass for her followers make sure to pick it up when it 𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗦 ———🍑

ㅤ ㅤ No sabe el porque cuando se saca su 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐀 de sus pantalones en pocos segundos ya tiene un 𝐆𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐎 𝐎𝐉𝐄𝐓𝐄 saltando arriba suyo.😵‍💫 ㅤ