Emergency power cut at SW2 Phone on 12%. Vibes in freefall. Octopus pls advise urgently @OctopusEnergy #emergency #powercut 🐙⚡

@The_Forty_Four Accidental Sync At Its Finest

I hate Paul Randolph

Parents and carers! Look out for the VERY IMPORTANT letter which I sent you earlier on….

PE Teachers! Please Retweet! 💥 ✅ Female PE staff everywhere are in desperate need of women’s fit PE shorts with pockets! 🩳 Everything on offer from the top brands are too short: no pockets or men’s sizes with no room for our hips! Please help @adidasUK @Nike @UnderArmour

Anyone got West Ham vs Arsenal wsl tickets going?

Biltong is not date food 😂😂😂

Please can someone help me out with some Tactics and/ strategy in Trampolining 🤸🏾

I would absolutely love to do a Netball Super League Season opener trip/tour for my netball girls. Just need to figure out how I can make it happen @NetballSL @EnglandNetball 💫

UNBELIEVABLE 😱 French 3rd Tier goalkeeper Anthony Beuve saves a 90th minute panenka penalty and goes up the other end and scores the equaliser 🤣🤣 ABSOLUTELY MENTAL😅 #goalkeeper https://t.co/U1vXlAWzDj

🚨 Vacancy 🚨 Our Reserves team are currently looking for a Manager. Feel like your the right candidate? Take a look at the role description here: https://t.co/h4PTKZhEmj #DHFC 💖💙 #Spicy 🌶️

On Rubiales, he either didn’t know his behaviour (and previous) was wrong, OR…he did, and did it anyway. For someone in his position, one reason is surely as dangerous as the other. Best case - Rubiales should not hold that much power with so little self awareness.

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Mary Earps is the World Cup Golden Glove Winner🔥 Truly deserved, what an incredible tournament & even saved a penalty in the final of the World Cup 🤯 Officially the worlds best @maryearps027 NIKE 👏 SELL 👏 HER 👏 SHIRT 👏

"The Lionesses have captured the nation and brought everyone in the country together!" ❤️ "If we didn't have Mary Earps, we never would have made it this far." 👏 PE Teacher Quinn believes the #FIFAWWC has been important for encouraging young girls into sport!

WHAT A MOMENT. Mary Earps 👏 👏 #FIFAWWC #ENG #ESP

Where is Mary Earps shirt @Nike

People out here comparing Mendys situation to MG. It’s absolutely not the same. People have every right to be angry about his potential return. At some point you have to look beyond football and see the bigger picture. #GreenwoodOut

When teenagers claim Mason Greenwood was falsely accused when we get back to school, don’t forget that this is the transcript of what he said/did.