Phil Dunphy
@PDunphyBurner
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UGA ‘98 | 40.6 handicap | 759 credit score | Blue Powerade fanatic | Goose truther | 500+ LinkedIn connections | Religious Extremist
Athens, GA
Joined September 2023
I’m developing a bad habit of watching Instagram reels in my car for ten minutes before walking into my apartment
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Drove a member back to his house and went inside to move a mattress for him and he only gave me $5. #CartBoy
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Jake Wilkins. Goodness gracious. No need for a paternity test.
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Forgot to say thank you to my bus driver today fuck he probably thinks I’m an asshole
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Coming to terms with the fact that I sneeze exactly like my dad
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Perhaps we acted a little harshly #RapeParkerRomo
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I mean that’s clearly not a fucking catch
Catch or no catch?👀 It was ruled incomplete and upheld after review. (via ABC)
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