Ox The Angry
@OxTheAngry
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Surviving kids, wife, and bad decisions. Dark jokes and dad jokes about it all. No refunds on the chaos.
Joined July 2025
Say no to tax on tips and nips!
@sophieraiin I thought they were going to stop taxing tips. They don’t need to tax nips either.
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Wait until you find out where those damn dirty apes really are!
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Food crisis solved! World hunger eliminated! Here Charlton Heston explains the USA’s Big New Food Bill!
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She asked me if I wanted to rank movies, I asked “why” and she said “because I give you two thumbs up”.
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I just pulled a muscle in my back from clenching my ass. Wife was going crazy with that thumb while I was trying to make midnight grilled cheese sandwiches.
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I mean who else in the Premium + crew is pounding out steady results like this? Drop your numbers below 👇
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What isn’t there to love about payments on X? Even with the changes I’m still banging out at my exact same level of output.
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Sexy photos gain views right? So I have to change my approach on here I see. How’s this work for you?
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If President Jack Tunney didn’t allow Andre The Giant to give the WWF World Title to Ted Dibiase then the same rules apply to a Nobel Peace Prize, right?
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It’s my fault! Sorry it’s on me that X isn’t working. I was posting too much awesome and things went to hell in a hand basket.
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He accepted a used European from Epstein. So this isn’t surprising for him.
This photo of Trump accepting a used Nobel Peace Prize is real and was released by the White House
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My kids didn’t Choo-Choo-Choose 🚂 the classics. I’m not sure they bee 🐝 mine. Anyone else have kids that crush the nostalgia you love?
My kids asked me to put on older episodes of The Simpsons. I go to season 4 and they said, “No, we meant Season 25”. And another little piece of me died.
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Kids have a way of keeping you young and making you feel ancient at the same time.
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My kids asked me to put on older episodes of The Simpsons. I go to season 4 and they said, “No, we meant Season 25”. And another little piece of me died.
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Motivation Time! Grab this day by the throat today and lick its ass!
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