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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
Dreams do come true. Just got asked “Tha hell you lookin at like that?” By Mike Dimes aka Mike Deezy Aka Mike Deezus Aka No Miss Mike #GOAT #BitchIGoByMikeDimes #Glazing
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@OwenBunshaft
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1 year
@fasc1nate @frisbeerob Dogs are so awesome
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@OwenBunshaft
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4 months
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@OwenBunshaft
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5 months
@_MLFootball I’m fucking crying bro Jameis is the funniest athlete oat
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
8 months
@malcompicsdaily swimming and it’s not close
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
2 years
this new @DoubleLambOG is crazzyyyyyy
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
4 months
This Years Valentine’s day stats: -0 Valentines -12 “Didn’t know she had a boyfriend”s -4 Girls unfollowed on Instagram -148 Sighs -92 Eye rolls -24 “Should’ve been Me”s Next year I’ll show them!
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
3 months
On plane to Italy. Dropped one singular piece of ravioli off my fork and it managed to hit and get sauce on -my shirt(a lot) -my phone -my pants -my headphones Not the start we were looking for but at least now I know laundry with Matt Bobby Dillon is a lock. #SpringBreak
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
8 months
at what age am i supposed to unfollow eric kang on instagram? like im 20 looking at “who is the cutest sophomore boy” poll on instagram it just feels wrong and mildly illegal
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
4 months
I’m the Michael Jordan of searching up old inactive groupchats and saying stuff that gets left on open in them when I have some free time
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
3 months
Asked the live band to play one of my favorite unreleased Juice Wrld songs and they looked at me like I got 3 heads. Dublins kinda weird
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
3 months
Man this Metro Future album couldn’t come at a better time. One of my favorite ex talking stages just told me she’s got a boyfriend and I have to “leave her alone” #TYPESHIT
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
10 months
ngl i couldn’t post any of my homies if they died doesn’t fit my cool guy aesthetic i got going on for me on ig
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
5 months
@Kurrco NOOOOOOO he never got to leak MENAGE😔😔😔
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
4 months
Kanye really replaced Quavo on Fuck Sumn with Alvin and The Chipmunks man what
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
5 months
Note to future Owen: Do not, under any circumstances, eat a pound+ of chopped beef before you go to sleep at 3am ever again. Even if you add cheese and that special sauce you like. Especially if you do that actually. This is like a hangover but rather than alcohol it’s taco meat.
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
4 months
don’t understand how you leave your house smelling as bad as some people smell unless you’re trying to hurt peoples noses like evil peter from family guy i could lowkey see doing that. also, he goes by “retep”
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
7 months
@AltHistCody yall can take me
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
4 months
Going to the gym at this hour unlocks a whole new cast I’ve never seen before
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
5 months
professor just went 0/4 calling out names for attendance only to realize she has to the wrong class #monday
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
8 months
sometimes i delete my posts cuz im not the same person i was 20 minutes ago
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
7 months
hung over as fuck. sick. football in 11 minutes time to dial in and show out been waiting 365 days for this revenge tour
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
10 months
If you Were Born in the Years 2002-2006 and Jason Zell Doesn’t follow you On Instagram You’re Nobody.
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
9 months
sam goodmans twitter been hitting lately. young blood carrying my tl rn
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
5 months
zion was supposed to be the next lebron and now he’s just fat
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
9 months
3 weeks into class and i just learned we get homework #academicweapon
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
19 days
This has to be the best song ever made
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
3 months
Been tryna get this one tweet out for 3 hours but the plane wifi is ass
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
4 months
this mf
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
10 months
rip speaker knockerz
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
TEXAS BOY 6/16🔥🔥🔥
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
4 months
Some days you PR in front of a blonde chick wearing tiktok leggings, some days you get McDonalds before the gym because you haven’t had a shamrock shake yet this year and throw up in the gym bathroom, fake an injury, and go home. Today is certainly looking like the latter.
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
Police Horse. How tf a horse gonna arrest someone??? They don’t even got thumbs (I think)!!
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
6 months
kanye’s really back
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
Don’t matter what song is playing. Gonna turn it off and Play Super Bass.
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
7 months
just killed a big ass cricket in the shower last thing dude saw before the pearly gates was deez pearly nuts
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
7 months
@JeffVeillette those calves bro damn im jealous😭😭
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
10 months
who tf is ever like “gee i’m so hungry let me go have some soup”
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
5 months
@Zachm812ishim Worst is when U gotta dream about a girl And ur dating In the dream then U wake up andUr not actually
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
8 months
speaker knockerz would be 29 today. rest in power to an absolute legend bumping dap u up all night
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
2 months
word on the street is charlie goodman’s aura is off the charts today
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
6 days
playboi carti fork
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
Islanders Game #LGI #Isles
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
4 months
just got a 0 on this physics quiz. an actual 0. my weekend has officially begun
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
11 months
chillin in my room cuz there’s a wasp downstairs #manofthehouse
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
8 months
snapchat is wild. got a notification yesterday “check out a random day in your camera roll” i click on it and it’s literally just my dads funeral.
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
5 months
Thinking about getting a tattoo of Jaire Alexander across my back
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
4 months
Best mac and cheese of my life #ThankYouHanley
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
7 months
redemption.
@OwenBunshaft
Owen
7 months
hung over as fuck. sick. football in 11 minutes time to dial in and show out been waiting 365 days for this revenge tour
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
9 months
sharks are probably my biggest fear
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
11 months
timmy is an average kid and no one understands… mom and dad and vicky always giving him commands
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
9 months
just shredded that calc test. if i don’t get 100 on that it’s a loss
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
3 years
L+Ratio+She Don’t Like You
@cgoodman35
chuck
3 years
Lol maybe her snapchat is down too
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
Watching the Lorax. Time to see what all this hype is about…
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
2 months
Nothing grinds my gears like noticing someone unfollowed me when they already follow thousands of people Like Im really not in your top 2,300 people
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
9 months
man rain is the best
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
9 months
@cgoodman35 somewhere out there there’s a person with “mordashaft” tatted i think that’s pretty awesome
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 month
Everytime I do something and think “that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever done” I manage to outdo myself. When will this stop?
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
4 months
@samthegoat1112 chingles lore
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
ricky’s nipples are asking to get picnhed
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
8 months
@DoubleLambOG you look magnificent, king
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
That face you make when your awesome older brother (and mom and sister) cop you Drake tix for ya bday #Draaaakkkeeee #Sick
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
2 years
who is mike dimes
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
“trust in gambino, he has never failed us, cuz i have got S plus what a dogs tail does” such a bar
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
9 months
started thinking deep how tf does wind work?
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
2 months
parked in a hybrid car/handicapped/teacher spot cuz i was running late to class call that a triple threat
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
11 months
eating a big ass piece of cake
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
i wish netflix had a comment section #outerbanks #corny
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
10 months
farmingdale wifi is so wack. how do they expect me to tweet during class ??
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
Huge shoutout to my boys over at @ChrisKay627 , thanks for the follow! I know the crew running that account are really a great group of hardworking guys, and by God does it show🙏🏻🙏🏻 Keep up the good work gentlemen!!! #22Bust #WhiteBoysThatHoop
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
would love a peach or a plum right now
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@OwenBunshaft
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11 months
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
8 months
@DoubleLambOG can i have the hair???
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
young thug should go to jail for this album
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
11 months
you guys are adorable
@cgoodman35
chuck
11 months
Happy birthday to my significant other, @Rnaughton03
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
9 months
@Zachm812ishim @cgoodman35 you’re real as fuck for this
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
“I have more time to be silly now that I’m unemployed. I’m a 9-5 silly guy now.” -Ricky Naughton ( @Rnaughton03 )
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
Just hit double digit followers! Hard to believe it’s only been 6 years on this account, and we’re averaging nearly 2 followers a year!💪💪 Thanks to my family, friends, God, and all my followers for this amazing milestone, and here’s to another 11 followers!!
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
This Dillon Miller car aux has been fire so far #RealRecognizeReal
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
4 months
all you ever do is hurt me @NYIslanders
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
@DoubleLambOG wheres the album announcement?!?
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
4 months
That’s luv
@Aidandwo
Aidan
4 months
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
@JustTerrifying My mom kicking me out of the car on the way home from middle school cuz I smacked my brother
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
bluetooth symbol is so cold
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
4 months
I have to hide my pills in chocolate pudding like I’m a dog except dogs aren’t supposed to eat chocolate. Also don’t think dogs can get strep throat, but don’t quote me on that
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
2 months
@cgoodman35 Boutta go and buy alcohol at that same place as a 20 year old😎😎😎
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
Always Sunny in Philadelphia has to have the absolute funniest character development of any show ever
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 month
Never had allergies before. This shit suuuuuuucccckkkkssssssss
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
all 4 you by mike dimes!!!! turning everyoen on at da aftwr paaty
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
6 months
i cooked: 👍 i’m cooked: 👎
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
8 months
had mad fun playing fortnite with my homie @Zachm812ishim just now brodie carried me to 3 dubs thats love fr 🤞❤️ mamba mentality
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
Quit edging me and bust this album out already
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MIKE DIMES
1 year
aoty
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
4 months
Eating a pound of beef and washing it down with Fairlife I feel like I’m Kyle Jusas
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
1 year
ja really about to become one of the biggest “what if”s in recent sports cuz he’s dumb 🤦‍♂️
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
8 months
can’t stop laughing thinking about when ricky luke shmeck and i played squads the other night and sky based all game then meckley goes “yo watch this” and jumps off to grapple back up but when he got back up he landed on us so he just fell off again and he tom and jerry screamed
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
11 months
@TheNBACentral russ harden melo
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@OwenBunshaft
Owen
2 months
Hour and 5 into class and just realized I totally parked in a teacher spot haha #fuck
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