Excuse me, this is my job.

“I'll be brave… I don't think all this was worth the extermination of Bug's Land.” Overheard by Anonymous, Avengers Campus at DCA.

@OverhrdDisney I guess they let you make reservations a month ahead of time or something, At EPCOT

.@OverhrdDisney “make sure your gwooteus maximus is witewally gwued to your seat” - child to his friend while loading on soarin

"I just think it's important to support Maurice. He's single handedly operating a small business!" @OverhrdDisney

“I mean, dinosaurs. I know they say they existed but…” BUT WHAT, MAAM??????????? #OverheardAtDisney

“They can do all this to the castle, but your daddy can't even put one string of lights on the house.” Overheard by Anonymous, Disneyland.

Guest 1: “Mommy, this place is nice. Why don't we stay here?” Guest 2: “Because I'm trying to retire.” Overheard by Anonymous, Disneyland Hotel.

On living with the land right now Random mom: Sweetie we’re in the top of the Epcot ball right now! We are! We’re in the top of the Epcot ball! @OverhrdDisney

“is that YOUR quarter? You’re a money hoarder. WHERE did you get the coins from???” BOMA women’s restroom DAKL 8AM @OverhrdDisney

“Do you like 1000 dolls staring at you? That's the ride…” Overheard by Anonymous, Magic Kingdom.

Guest 1: “What happened to you guys?” Guest 2: “We thought we were in line for Pirates, but apparently we were just following some slow people.” Overheard by Anonymous, Disneyland.

Guest 1: “Who's Figment?” Guest 2: “He's a purple dinosaur.” Guest 1: “So you're saying Figment is Barney's true name.” Overheard by Anonymous, Epcot.

“Ooh guided tour!” “Maybe when I find a sugar daddy” @OverhrdDisney

"Is this the entrance into Star Wars Edge of Gravity?" #SillyGuests

Somebody really said “we can go around the castle by magic mountain” on Main Street. IM WHEEZING

“You could go in the guillotine next” (the stockade😂) @OverhrdDisney

Overheard by a small child in animal kingdom while it’s raining “a giraffe is peeing on us!” #overheardatdisney