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Congratulations to
@Timmy2Cuts513
, the 2023 TNML National Champion Mower of the Year.
What a year. Well done.
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Welcome to Opening Day of the 2024 mowing season.
Good luck.
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Official 2023 Thursday Night Mowing League season statement from the commissioner's desk. Please read:
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Who misses mowing, warm summer nights and those sunset beers?
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*Not recommended for the TNML community. Leave this one to the professionals
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Confirmed: Eagles OL Landon Dickerson loves mowing.
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Happy New Year to the best residential mowing league in the history of the Internet.
Let's have a great 2024.
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Kenny in Shelby, North Carolina says he's going to have a big season:
"There's one thing I have learned through all my adventures and conquests - it's that some people are just wired for success. I had no choice when it came to being great - I just am great."
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Welcome to the biggest week in mowing.
Take a minute this week to look in the mirror and figure out where you want to be in October when the awards are handed out.
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Straightest stripes of the Week?
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Never forget the mowing legends who came before us. (super69dads/IG)
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Thank you to Jim Harbaugh for supporting the mowing community.
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It will be an immediate ejection from the league if you're caught pulling a stunt like this.
@KeithMalinak
Yeah, my neighbor blowing all his leaves in my yard might make him a bigger tool than Justin. D
ude is a complete ass wipe.
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Commissioner report:
As I head out to mail hundreds of TNML stickers that will soon grace mowers & beer fridges around the world, all I can think about is how many people laughed at me for creating this league.
Keep laughing. It's serving as pure
@SunocoRacing
fuel.
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Or you could be a real man and mow on Thursday and tell her you have a 7:22 tee time Sunday morning with the boys.
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Just sitting here on a Thursday morning thinking about laying stripes.
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Adam in Nebraska enters the 2024 season with a new sticker scheme:
"We’re not going to be points racing collecting top 5s this season. If we show up on Thursdays it’s wreckers or checkers."
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This remains the best TNML commercial ever produced. Thinking about running it during the Super Bowl.
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Jason R. in northern California sent this over last night.
This league just keeps getting better. Have a great season.
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I'd like to welcome my old friend Gronk to the league.
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The best insult sign in Texas high school football history.
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Happy March 1.
Congrats to those who are firing up their engines this week.
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Official ruling: Residential league members better not be spraying their yards or they'll serve a six-week suspension & repeat offenders will be kicked out of the league.
Organic turf paint is the easy way to get a lush green lawn
🎥: turfpainting
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When her husband fires up the mower on a Saturday.
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Holy stripe show!
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I love coming in from a long night of beautifying our yard for the weekend to a massive pile of reports.
What a league.
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I just wanted to sit there after a long league night of mowing, edging, blowing, and fertilizing plants, but she insisted on a game of fetch on the freshly mowed playing surface.
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That guy mows on Thursdays. He knows.
First thing Landon Dickerson is going to get with his new money?
“I may go get a lawn mower…zero turn.”
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Self-reporting as a DNF.
Had 10U baseball tonight. The weather was perfect for a mow, but sometimes I have to do what's best for the family and the neighborhood kids.
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Here's a guy
@dandakich
who loves to lay stripes, loves his country & loves to suck down a couple of beers. That's a five-star athlete in the TNML. 👍 🇺🇸
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When you get it done on league night as a huge wave of storms closes in on the playing surface.
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This is MAJOR, BREAKING NEWS...
@holly_sonders
has officially joined the league!
I've sent an urgent message to TNML T-Shirt Manager Olivia to get Holly a shirt for Opening Day.
(I have no idea who Todd is.)
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This is what I was talking about when I mentioned overcoming adversity in 2023.
Will Ken crumble and let his team down or will he make the fixes in the pits and get back out there in week two after being sent behind the wall on opening night?
This is a storyline to watch.
Sadly did not make it through Thurs Night Mowing League Opening Day. Drive belt broke and now under repair.
@OutKickTNML
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What a night -- a mowing session, edging, blowing, bagging, weeding, picking up dog dumps, playing fetch, breaking limbs for the fire pit, watering, boozing (Kirkland margs), listening to the cicadas, Yacht Rock, and now I can finally relax.
Officially ready for the weekend.
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What a day for Cleveland fans. You guys better have enough energy to mow this week.
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Just when I thought rookie Jimmy D. in northern Ohio couldn't take his game any higher, he increases his production value.
This guy definitely wants Mower of the Year honors.
@OutKickTNML
not very motivated to mow tonight for the league but you cannot stop mowing with all the Thunder.
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Mark your calendars for Opening Day.
Are you ready to win a national championship?
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The TNML polos are real! They've been produced. As the commissioner, I had to get the first shirt off the press to review.
Polo of the summer. You'll turn heads at the golf course.
We're now just days away from the 2024 TNML Collection going live in the shop.
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Confirmed: We're sending a care package to Eagles OL Landon Dickerson. Hope he enjoys the items from the 2024 TNML Collection®.
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HELL YEAH, Jimmy D.!
This is how a rookie makes an impression on the league.
@OutKickTNML
all set for Memorial Day with a little help from Stone Cold Steve Austin’s entrance song.
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Absolutely amazing work out of Matthew holding his press conference after last night's mow.
This is the evolution of TNML as I envisioned it. It's happening thanks to you guys.
We officially have a race for TNML Mower of the Year!
Post Mow Press Conference!
@OutKickTNML
- huge thanks to
@JohnDeere
@Swardmancom
@MountainDew
@drewestatecigar
and Singing River Brewery!
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For the dads out there who have elevation changes in the yard:
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Dustin in Bowling Green, Ohio writes:
"May this Independence day be filled with drinks, corn hole, and a medium rare burger hot off the grill.
"And from this Patriot to all of you fine souls, God Bless America!"
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I'd watch a Netflix special on how this was done.
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The national mower of the year results will be announced tonight at 9 p.m. EST.
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We'd love to have you in the league, coach, if you aren't busy on the best night of the week to mow the lawn.
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Crossed the 2k follower mark over the weekend as America's Largest Mowing League just keeps setting records by the day. 👍🚀
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This yard was complete dust one year ago. Look at that turf!
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Show up on league night driving this and you'll go straight into the TNML Hall of Fame.
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Kirk Cousins clearly mows on Thursdays and loves the patio lifestyle. 👍
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Her: You're probably thinking about other women.
Men: Actually, we're thinking of the stripes on No. 11 at Sawgrass.
Hole 11 I Par 5
Are you laying up? Or going for it in two?
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Need your help here
@CityofTyler
. The No. 5 ranked mower in the United States was left with this after city workers finished up a curb job.
Let's get this fixed. Colt is closing in on a possible national championship in America's largest mowing league. Do the right thing.
I’d like to report a crime
@OutKickTNML
. City just had to fix a curb during peak mowing season, what in the Joseph Stalin is going on? And, I was informed that after winning yard of the month you can’t do it again… the Commies are invading! It’s Red Dawn all over again, kinda.
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@GatorTim16
2022 Reminders:
1. Tag your sponsors in content (beer, mowers, spark plugs, etc.)
1a. You're pretty much a
@NASCAR
team
2. Work the TNML colors into content when possible
3. Buy beers for TNML members in the wild
4. Take pride in your property & community
5. We mow on Thursdays
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Let's go over this again.
Yes, we know Florida has been mowing since January. Congrats. The TNML DOES NOT recognize mowing in January because our commissioner refuses to run a league that has a NASCAR schedule.
@OutKickTNML
Opening day in FL was 3 weeks ago, but we'll call that spring training.
Mount up TNML!! We stripe tonight!
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“I’m on that tractor every day. Whether the grass needs cutting or not, I go around and check and when I see it, I cut it," 97-year-old Marie said.
Hero.
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Never thought it would be June 1 and I don't really need to mow the lawn on league night because it hasn't rained in two weeks.
#Drought2023
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The big news out of the Equipment Expo in Louisville is this DEWALT zero-turn battery-powered mower fire, according to boots on the ground. (aumanlandscapellc/IG)
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Congratulations to those of you celebrating opening day. Welcome to the 2022 season.
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Let's go. Fire off your address in the DMs and I'll send one out to you.
It’s been a long day, but it got much brighter upon the arrival of stickers for
@OutKickTNML
members. Can’t wait to see these on mowers & gas cans.
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Great job getting it done on league night, Stink!
My grandson comes running out of the house and says, “Popo work!” my father, Poolside, would be so proud!
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Contender for 'Edge of the Week' 👀
Opening day just hits harder! Those that know me know I rarely drink beer. Broke out the Pappy tonight! Cheers to a great season!
@OutKickTNML
@ORVWDistillery
@JoeKinseyexp
@kherman255
@chris_burns65
@craftsman
@STIHLUSA
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1. Follow TNML
2. Pledge allegiance to mowing on Thursday nights
3. Ask for a free sticker via email for your mower to show your brand loyalty like a NASCAR driver
4. Perform on Thursday nights
5. Send in your mowing reports, note which beverage fueled your performance
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[Name redacted] writes:
"Can you send my husband a TNML sticker please? He doesn’t know I’m sending this and he will be pumped!!"
This is the fastest way to get my attention. Wives looking out for their husbands go to the front of the line.
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What a sunset pic sent in from Gerard W. in Illinois:
"The picture of the barn doesn’t do the beauty justice. It looked way better in real life."
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Impressive first start, Trey. Crisp lines and edges. Got the flag in there. The flowers look great. All the intangibles.
Inaugural post for the
@OutKickTNML
. I would like to thank
@steveday_7
for giving me this opportunity!
#TNML
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Great job, officers!
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Look at the layering, the old growth and that turf that appears to be checking in at an impressive 4-inches.
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New league rule 👇
@OutKickTNML
@sjustinh
If I ever run into another league member I am buying them a beer for sure .
#TNML
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Tonight's post-mow beer is
@twinoast
in honor of Lake Erie upon whose shores I'll be playing golf early Saturday morning because I put in the work on league night.
Congrats to all of you who are set for the weekend.
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Look at that spread!
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As of last August, Millennial Chris B. in Bowling Green had a pile of dust in his yard. No grass. I remember walking through his yard on our way to the tractor pull & not stepping on a single blade of grass.
Now look ⬇️
Nothing flashy here. Just trying to hang with the real MVP’s in the
@OutKickTNML
group.
@craftsman
mower fueled by
@MarathonPetroCo
and edged with
@STIHLUSA
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Rookies: This is what it's all about. Jason is officially dialed in for the weekend and he can relax.
This is why we do it.
Enjoying coffee on the patio the morning after a successful opening night of the
#TNML
@OutKickTNML
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Thank you for the flag content.
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What a moment. Congratulations!
@OutKickTNML
My first mow as a homeowner! I’ve been waiting to be a Thursday night mower for while, happy to inaugurate the new yard 🙌
#TNML
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First mow of the season is in the books thanks to a strong
@BriggsStratton
engine,
@BuschBeer
&
@Speedway
fuel.
Time for a garage beer. 👍
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Mow it. Play it as it lies.
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This is a big moment in the history of this mowing league. Sean C. in Granger, IN shows off his new license plate.
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Look what Eagles OL Landon Dickerson bought with his new contract money.
BTW, we sent him a league sticker. It doesn't appear to be on his new ride. Probably on the garage fridge.
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A mowing beer before noon? Aggressive.
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