Good evening, my friends. Mummy is drunk on gin, Daddy is falling asleep after his night shifts, and I'm considering going into politics. What do you reckon?

Mummy has been buying me expensive food because I'm getting old now and she says I deserve it. But I've decided I like Sheba again, so she's had to buy that as well. Now Mummy has turned to gin because she's confused about my fads. Poor Mummy 😹

Daddy's on nights this weekend and that means Mummy drinks lots of gin and watches lots of telly. She's just given me another feed cos she forgot I'd already had my tea 😹

Daddy took this photo of me today while I was soaking up the sun shining through the window. He says I'm a stunner 🥰

I've turned down 3 different meals today and Mummy is doing her nut. I'll eat some later, but I heard beef being mentioned and thought I'd hold out for that instead 😸

Mummy bought me a box 😸

Daddy left me lots of yummy turkey on a plate. Then Gracie from next door came in.

My mummy has told my daddy that she thinks I'm too old to be bothered trying to stop Gracie coming in and pinching my food. After all these years, Mummy still doesn't know me

Oh yes. Revenge is sweet 😈

Mummy got a gin hamper with a big bottle of gin and lots of chocolates. This doesn't bode well.

Do you think I'm beautiful?

Mummy won't let me sit on the sofa cos I bit her hand. I didn't mean it. Honest.

Mummy's been moaning about my behaviour and quite frankly, I don't give a damn. Sat there with her gin while I'm being given Gourmet that I've gone off, I'm protesting. I need a placard.

I'm back home 😈

While Mummy's drinking gin...

I'm at the 5-star luxury cat hotel again. Mummy is away drinking gin again. But don't worry, I have a plan up my sleeve...

I'VE GOT A TIN OF TUNA. IT WORKED!

Mummy's annoyed because I'm sick of Gourmet. I want fresh chicken, turkey, beef, salmon. All that fake food doesn't suit me at my old age 😾

Keeping my eye on Mummy.

Mummy says I need to show my face on here. She's full of gin, as usual, and I'm waiting to be fed as my food bowl hasn't been topped up now for at least an hour. The fireworks don't bother me, but I hope all my friends are OK. Lots of love to you all 😻