i met this guy on val and, we have been together for months, we did everything together and then i found out hes 45. my heart hurts i wont ever be the same. im never sleep calling with another eboy again. heres proof:
smash players are impossible to hold an actual convo like it's almost impressive how they find a way to turn every discussion topic ever towards matchups and frame data and i cannot express how much i just don't care about abstract discussions about the game
*walks up to cute girl at smash tournament* hey uh i know you wanted to do bans but I was uhhmmm wondering if we could gentlemens to my bedroom? *Runs away blushing*
There is absolutely no reason why a character should be able to put you in a situation where there is No answer to escape or beat it.
Sorry, but that’s bull shit.
There is absolutely no reason why a character should be able to put you in a situation where there is No answer to escape or beat it.
Why can a character FORCE you to tech or you DIE from Missing the Tech or him F smashing you BECAUSE you DID tech.
Sorry, but that’s bull shit.
Hitler being a pedo is not discussed enough imo.
Virtually everyone he dated was a teenager. Eva Braun was 17 years old. Geli Raubal was also around 17. Maria Reiter was around 16 as well.
All known sexual relationships Hitler had started with teenagers whilst he was in his
smash is 100x better as a social experience than as a purely competitive game. i would argue that when 95% of people want to get good at ult what they really want is to get good enough to be popular in the scene
13/840 at kingcon with wins on trim, bassmage, longo and sisqui, lost to sparg0 and g5 to oryon. no idea what happened but it feels the game has clicked again and ive regained my ability to improve, really happy with this result but i can definitely go further. mgcq next 🧐
pretty wild being in a community where we're expected to treat grown adults having a tantrum about scrimblo bimblo's super flappy kick attack as completely normal behaviour
britain when homeless people are freezing to death every night: 😴😴😴
britain when bartholomew jeeves rees fredrington the 2nd from westminster decides to go outside out of his own free will to go and see a lady who at very very best never knew he existed:
Went 0-2 it's a shame my shoelace was untied and I didn't have my lucky socks on. Also my grandmother's gerbil died and my mum bought me the wrong flavour of deodorant
managed to win mcq :D
this was my first big win and im really happy with how i played, was such a great event and im really glad i got to speak to more people as well.
ggs!
2nd at gcq northern powerup is so real. say what you want about Steve but I've been putting so much more effort into the game recently and seeing it pay off feels so incredibly rewarding, until next time 🫡
won tera with wins over spargo hungrybox and luugi! also carried uk in crews
#lawls
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my favourite part about the experience was my flawless execution and getting to meet BIG CHUNGUS. only complaint is that the venue was too cold i think the TOs forgot to turn on the heating
Grand Manchester Conquest photos are here!
Stepped in last minute to capture some images for SSM team's immaculate event, can only hope I've done it justice!
Album available here, as always, credit goes a long way! 💖
Got 9th at VCA today which was my first ever major! So glad I was able to prove myself and all the sets I lost felt winnable, it was amazing meeting everyone and also seeing bloom win, I hope I'll be able to travel to more in the future :D
Really happy to share that I'm joining Ici Japon! I am extremely grateful for this opportunity, gonna do my absolute best to improve and show what I'm capable of :)
Artsnif ne pouvait pas être là...
Donc on a du trouver un nouveau joueur SSBU
Mais qui dit nouveau joueur Smash, dit nouveau Steve ⛏️
Welcome,
@Ouoyupot
❤️
#IJCWIN
🐙
after much ponderation and considering, i have decided i will be picking up sonic. i will hit the silliest timeouts that would put peli and sonix to shame. you will only be seeing him at events where steve is banned and i will be running the FREESTEVE tag. see you soon!
Placed 2/156 at tea party today! For the first time in ages I felt like I was playing on form but while my head was in the game I still had loads of execution issues which cost me loads of games along the way. Really happy with how my play is coming along, it's only up from here
I LOST THE WHYDO TOURNAMENT BECAUSE MY OPPONENT REPORTED AS A WIN FOR HIMSELF AND I COULDNT DISPUTE SO THERE WAS NOTHINHG I COULD DO AND THE MODS BASICALLY TOLD ME TO COPE LMAO
so im somehow placing 2nd for gimvitational votes!?!???!?
seeing all the support from everyone has been incredible thank you all so much it means the world to me, even if i don't get in I'm so happy with how far I've come for what was initially a joke, love you all 💙💙💙
I have noticed that, although my account has over 1000 followers, I am not receiving 1000 likes on my tweets. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'like.’
Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of indi
Revealing the UK SSBU Power Ranking for Season 1 🇬🇧
@SmashUltimateUK
Congratulations to all who made it!
This season considered results and h2hs at all non-weekly events in the UK and abroad between January 8th - July 24th 2022.