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@Oroborous2
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Anaxyrus americanus
Deciduous woodland
Joined January 2021
Cutting grass is cucked and retardpilled.
True or False: You’d rather cut grass in 105° than shovel snow in 5°.
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I'm a middle aged anglo bro but inside I'm an 80 year old Italian lady and the whole village calls me Nana.
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Deez nuts
Name an addiction that society has fully normalized
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The masculine urge to confit the garlic for the sauce cuz you have all day.
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STFU!!!
BREAKING🚨: Astronomers found million-solar-mass object at the edge of space and time.
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If Zuck thinks he's tough he should fight a random pleb instead of an MMA killer going 1%.
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I'd rek Zuckerberg and all the training in the world wouldn't save his candy ass. 5'10+, 180lbs.
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"Gotta go. I have an appointment with my therapist." "Oh cool so what do you say about me?"
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Homey makes software
the act of creation is the only thing that justifies existence
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I bring a real, "LOL maybe IDK," vibe that neurotic anxious types really don't like.
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Imagine the profound shallowness of being this arrogant.
I am generally of the opinion that caring about what ancestors who died before you were born did is complete loser shit and nothing I’ve seen the last few years has really changed that.
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I bring a real, "You're all pathetic retards," vibe to reddit that the mods really don't like.
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I cannot imagine a lower bar for manhood than lifting metal on a cushioned bench indoors.
As a man you should be able to gut any animal, onsight 5.10 in your sneakers and collect culinary mushrooms on the way to the car. Thats the basic entry point before calling yourself a man.
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As a man you should be able to gut any animal, onsight 5.10 in your sneakers and collect culinary mushrooms on the way to the car. Thats the basic entry point before calling yourself a man.
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American republicans live rent free in bro's head. Don't bother, man. Just do Norway shit. This is not based.
Why does Republicans hate women and children 🤔
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