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Anaxyrus americanus
Deciduous woodland
Joined January 2021
"I am the wisdom of the Greeks, and the knowledge of the Barbarians.".
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Wisdom of the Masters · Episode
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I fantasize about sneaking into the invader's camp and putting amanitas in their stew and lurking outside their camp as they all slowly die of liver failure and then simply collect their shit.
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Technically you could try a little of yourself on a pizza. You could make a self-blood-sausage with no harm or even #helf benefit and put that on your pizza and your wife could make breast-mozarella. This is the future. Work with me.
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Oh wow a solitary mason wasp or some kind pollinating some Monarda punctata, wow would you look at that.
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If I don't get multiple bids for 10 pallets of working grenades by midnight I'm gonna seriously consider a truce.
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🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 FAKS 👇👇👇👇.
@omgTrex22 @Shura_of_hatred Ecology does not make useless things. If its useless, it disappears.
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Said a dude with no garden. Wasps do pollinate. Wasps eat harmful caterpillars. Parasitic wasps infect hornworms. The list goes on. Ignorance is hate, I guess.
@Shura_of_hatred “Appreciation” for wasps is so mind boggling. They don’t pollinate, they’re pests. All they do is sting people for zero reason. We would all be better off if all wasps, hornets, and yellowjackets were extinct. Bees are friendly and actually serve a beneficial purpose.
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As a toad this is very insulting.
People in 1978 were like:. "Yup, exactly what I was going for: all the colors a hibernating toad might experience on a drizzly November day in a hollow log.".
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. once you get locked into a serious condiment collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
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Based and yourestuckherewithmepilled.
@Oroborous2 Best thing about being a canna parent is give me two seconds in the garage buddy and then I can sit with you in your room until you’re ready to take the trash out. Trust me I can do this for hours.
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Salted gruel and warm tap water for 69 days.
You tell your 13-year-old to take out the trash. Not only does he tell you NO, but he tells you to do it . Parents, what's your next move?.
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Tell me you're under 25 without telling me. Just ask a boomer for their brand impression of KIA circa 1983.
Who brainwashed us to think MADE IN CHINA means low quality😭.
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Based and dogsarenotchildrenpilled.
Lots of horrible dog takes on Twitter today. Dogs aren’t horrible but they aren’t your kids either. Just be normal.
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Is Summer even busy-season in Vegas?? Why would you go there instead of a beach, etc?.
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Might coordinate action and vanquish our sworn enemies later with the boys.
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coffee with cream and reefer on a Sunday mornin with these two bozos. New timeline dropping as we speak, amigos
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Fat people have an excess of calories, not food.
70% of Americans are obese. Food insecurity is a myth.
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If you give me some kind of ice cream and it's got little crunchy bits of toffee or heath or whatever, that's it I'm you're stupid little bitch.
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