Grunting at the Oz Open. DEI Barbie. Titanic AFL. Speed limits. Yabbies. Oz Day. Domestic violence. All these things, and more, were touched on by the mallard himself, Duck Carey, on You Cannot Be Serious.

Plane pets, nits, pub celebs, gays, AI, Treaty tax and Rudd sacked, at last. But Duck Carey is on a mission to get J Mac on podcast as it’s named after him ‘You Cannot Be Serious’

Wayne ‘the Duck’ Carey and I, discussed the virtues of having XY chromosomes. Also you may think odd, but Venezuela. Podcast blackmail grants to push a University-inspired narrative, and the Duck and Chicken show to finish. You Cannot Be Serious.

Wayne Carey, the Duck, has changed his outlook on life. More measured, more circumspect, more rational - the polar opposite of his co-host. Is it a phase or is it real? We’ll find out next year. You Cannot Be Serious.

Christmas’s are busy for some, but the Duck’s Yule Tide goes to another level. However, he managed to squeeze in opinion on umpires, •05, turbines, AFL, One Nation, Epstein and Trump. You Cannot Be Serious.

Wayne ‘The Duck’ Carey revealed he prays, but only when necessary, and Christmas is an extremely tiring affair. Retrograde laws ‘reversing centuries of progress’ and ‘creating pernicious inequality’, leveled at the Vict Govt’s indigenous treaty farce. You Cannot Be Serious.

Important issues are being ignored in favour of the irrelevant agendas of the Pol Pot government in Victoria. Bisexuality, umpires, Santa and salesgirl abuse are all things we discussed. You Cannot Be Serious.

Wayne Carey is the ‘Duck’, if you were unaware. Court appearances, women’s football, space travel, tv ads, Israelis, Pol Pot, One Nation and Trump. All canvassed on You Cannot Be Serious.

If you’d like the Duck’s opinion (and mine) on breakfast, hot foods, beards, women’s football, captains who defect, and Dickie on the world we live in, then listen up. All on You Cannot Be Serious.

Am desperately trying to get the Duck involved in the affairs the State. He’s got sport and general basic life situations covered but things are dire on both sides of the political spectrum so we need him to engage, but don’t want to frighten him away. You Cannot Be Serious.

The Duck attempted to unravel the vagaries of a new strategy the AFL aim to implement for 2026. And the AWFL/AFL co-joining their over lapping seasons, too. Lost connection half way through our chat on Part 2, so I came off the bench and finished up. You Cannot Be Serious.

Rules of engagement and picking success, the Duck breaks down the changing landscape of the AFL and who may bring you joy at Flemington. Plus, the bottom line of the political wilderness Victoria/Australia is in, with Dickie Wolstencroft. You Cannot Be Serious.

From observation, the great Country we live in is completely ambivalent to the irrelevant workings and posturing of Victoria’s government, its priorities and ignorance. Hard to argue when you list the insignificance of their priorities. But discuss it, the Duck,and I, do.

As I traverse the great Country, nothing is more obvious than the only people out of step are those who exist in their own little bubble down south. The Duck, Dick and the Doc step outside that bubble to give you the news.

Who sets the agenda as to what is acceptable to say or do, and what ulterior motive do the feigned indignant have? How apt this podcast is called what it is, ‘You Cannot Be Serious’.

The Duck attempted to justify his GF morning tip, and our apologies for not being able to live stream, as promised. Rule variations, the state of our State and general points, all came under his purview. You Cannot Be Serious.

GF morning podcast and Duck’s prediction and reasons why Lions would win, you must hear. I, on the other hand, was spot on. APOLOGIES to the many who waited for the live stream. Just could not get it operative, but it’s on YouTube now, to view. You Cannot Be Serious

Join the Duck and me, or I, for a live streamed You Cannot Be Serious podcast on GF morning from 11am to noon, at which stage the Duck will tell you the outcome, like he did the Brownlow, three weeks out! Link in comments

The Duck called in sick. Not sure if it was self inflicted or a new strain of bird flu that he contracted at an outdoor inner suburban wine bar. Anyhow, while the Duck was out the came in off the bench. You Cannot Be Serious.

What we made of Charlie Kirk’s assassination. What we thought of the AFL finals coming up. Who we thought would win the Brownlow. Parenting tips from the Duck and a political round up with Dick. You Cannot Be Serious.