Imagine how awesome it would be if the Blair witch project finally gets added to the criterion collection this year 🤞🏻

Oh like Hitler

My friends saved my life and for that I’ll always be grateful

Not my fault boobs r dope

If public likes ever come back I’m lowkey cooked

Kevin, you're what the French call, les retarded f*ggot

Buying presents for my neice has brought me much joy this month

I’ll never beat the Ned Flanders allegations

Lowkey best Christmas ever, Arc’teryx and a Brazilian steakhouse gift card

Homie ain’t got a beer in his hand

Thankful for @MakeAWish for allowing my brain damaged terminally ill nephew be Spider Man for 1 day. He will be missed. It wasn’t the brain cancer that took him, he just tripped and fell 🥀

Lament EP early 2026

Played a set for tha first time in over a year and a half

https://t.co/PodNTHLSg5

I said the Nolan Batman trilogy might be better than the Raimi spiderman trilogy and this fool David sends me a 3 minute voice message explaining why the Nolan trilogy sucks and Raimi is peak 😂

We're devastated by the loss of our longtime friend and collaborator Rob Reiner, an incomparable and beloved Hollywood icon whose comedic genius and dramatic virtuosity has had an immeasurable impact on cinema. His movies have brought endless love and joy to all our lives. He and

Stand by Me (1986) feels especially poignant today. Rob Reiner poured his own childhood into the film, pushing for honesty over polish & letting the kids sound like real kids. A beautiful piece of his legacy.

RIP Rob Reiner 🕊️

I almost died like 3 times

Condition one absolute best California band rn