I've had nothing to say for a while. I still don't. Just...what is going ON with this place lately??

I didn't want to come out and admit this, but activity requirements on Twitter force me to do so. Go follow me on @KinnowinRanger I inherited the account and I'm more active on there anyway.

Just loaded up a shipment!

Gonna paint all the easter eggs orange. So much rage.

Gonna get Snarl and Mary a Pyraminx as a gag gift for their anniversary. I thought about a Rubik's Cube at first, but that seemed a little too on the nose.

When we got some of these in the mail once, we thought it was a joke at first. But these were some of the best we've ever had.

Dreading the day when we have to ask @TangerinRanger to operate heavy machinery during a large-scale renovation.

Well, guess now that the Pinkies have finally gone and won a Marble League, we can resume talks to start growing their weird pink-flesh oranges. Everyone, welcome the Cara Cara to our extended family.

As we enter into the multicultural winter festivals, we at the farm just want to wish everybody a Happy Holidays.

It's always a little melancholy, taking the holiday decorations out of storage. Knowing that you'll have to put them back too soon. But oh, how beautiful they'll be for that short time. I also caught myself staring at the trophy case, wondering when the next one's gonna come.

Stop sending us this stuff trying to make lewd implications. We cross-breed all the time on the farm and you don't say a word, but as soon as a couple of world-class athletes become interested in each other...

Gotta break character for a minute here, but Orange County, on which our farm is based, is suffering a double whammy right now as Governor DeSantis makes a play for power. If you're in a position to make some noise at the right people, please do so.

I'm probably as relieved as anybody else that a date has finally been announced. Now we can finally start making holiday plans around here.

Sadly, oranges do not make for good cider...

It's parade time! I just hope we have enough time for a proper celebration before the team takes off for the Marble League!

There's a lot of nervous energy on the farm right now as we prepare to send the whole team off for the Marble League. There's also plans for a M1 victory parade, but we're trying to avoid finalizing anything until after this weekend.

Hey @OranginRanger we got a line on some ice cream from the Gliding Glaciers. If you beat Yellow Eye tomorrow, you can have some.

Hey @TangerinRanger next time we ask you to do a radio check when you're out on the track, please don't rickroll us. We thought some script kiddie had gotten into the system.

Another satisfied customer.

Hey @OranginRanger if you need anything, we're here. A fresh batch of OJ? Tech review? A hot shower? Maybe a bucket? You seem just as confused as we are about this track.