Jacob Bleacher
@OracleStats
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Is there any company as thirsty for your business as mattress companies?.
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It's not ad free if you remind me that its ad-free every 7 minutes.
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Who allowed Gary Jules to use his gross hairy knuckles for his album art?.
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The President being angry/jealous of a little Swedish Girl is my favorite story of the year.
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I think Facebook missheard me. I said I love Kumail, not Cream Ale. I have never even had Cream Ale. @kumailn #KumailnotCreamAle #stoplistening
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I have both a dehumidifier & Netflix. The TV is NEVER at the correct volume #FirstWorldProblems.
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RT @ORIGINPC: 🌎🎁 [WORLDWIDE GIVEAWAY] 🎁🌎. We've partnered with PewDiePie to giveaway a custom NEURON!. 🎁: PewDiePie-inspired NEURON Gaming….
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Viral Video Idea: Have the #cartalk guys work a drive thru lane at a fast food restaurant and have them diagnose cars that drive through.
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"Hey I haven't seen you since middle school, what have you been upto?". Same old, same old. Just catching pokemon. #PokemonGO.
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I hope whoever invented the button fly can burn in hell, forever trying to piss, but forever unable to undo their fly #MerryChristmas.
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Video recap asa plot telling device to explain motives is really lame. Its Snape's memories in the pensive butdone terribly #PLL #PLLFinale.
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