@STOPFLEXIN
I’d be pissed if I woke up and my superpower was like control of animals or some shit like wtf
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Me interrupting Fox News December 21st to make my super villain debut when I get my powers
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@OptimusGrind__
Imagine you wake up on dec 21st and your superpower trash. Like, you a nigga that can communicate with parakeets or some shit. I’d be sick.
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@STOPFLEXIN
Pulease! You could rob a bank with that power! Have the animals rush the bank, bam lol
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@STOPFLEXIN
That'd be perfect for me, though. I could tell these damn cats to clean their own litter box. Score!
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Let me control animals lol. As soon as I see someone I don’t like I’m sending the whole squirrel squad on they ass
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@STOPFLEXIN
Are you kidding me?! You’d have the entire animal kingdom on your side!! I mean, who tf is going to battle a pack of rhinos?!
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If you like reading there's a webseries about something almost exactly like this called Worm.
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@STOPFLEXIN
The only superpower I ever gave a damn about was to be able to talk to dogs
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@STOPFLEXIN
Nah animals are strong asl...recruit some jaguars, them creepy kangaroos (they can fighttt), crows/birds...such a powerful power😌💀
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@STOPFLEXIN
Are you kidding? Do you know what you could do with the ability to communicate with and/or control animals? The rodent/avian spy network alone...
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@STOPFLEXIN
Dude. It just means you ain't thinking hard about the tricks you can pull.
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Nah. Controlling animals would be lowkey a fire power tho. I'll make animals snatch faces off left and right 😭🤣
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