here’s the whole story of how @united wouldn’t let me check in for a flight with no suitcase, even when i offered to just throw out my duffel and put a bikini in my pocket-pictured here also is what i have under my seat on American. Make it make sense!.

The round trip was 414.88. They said they would credit me, which i don’t see by the way, but a credit doesn’t compensate me for the over 470 getting there cost, not including return, or losing 24 hours at the resort i pre booked with my friends. @united.

So now I’m sitting on the floor in Newark booking myself a one way to ft Myers on American, hotel, and a damn ferry to get to key west in time for my friend’s birthday weekend. All in, just to get there cost 470 dollars, and i don’t even have a return flight yet! @united.

So now even though the plane is still sitting there and i offered to just throw a bathing suit suit in my pocket if this was going to be that literal, they tell me i have to rebook downstairs. Gate agent says there are no more flights and then they cancel my whole trip @united.

I travel over 200 days a year and have NEVER seen this even from “budget” airlines. I even offered to throw the bag out and just put a bikini in my pocket! The gate doesn’t close till 15 minutes before and there was still 40 minutes, and they wouldn’t let me check in!@united.

So then a @united employee sees me fumbling at the kiosk and tells me i have to check a bag. I had a small duffle with literally a couple tiny bikinis and a book and a little back purse with my wallet. They said well now it’s too late and you can’t check a bag. I was like what?!.

Showed up over an hour early to check into my @united flight from Newark to key west on Thursday, only to be told i had to wait in line at a kiosk when I had nothing to check-they said i could ONLY check in online if i was checking a bag. Kiosk took forever, had no suitcase….

I love when the captain comes on to “apologize for the inconvenience” that we are going to Cozumel instead of the originally planned port to avoid a tropical storm, which we are sailing through now. Like, you want to take us AWAY from the storm?! No apology necessary🤣 #shiplife.

I can officially say that eating fast food in Spain “slaps” as the kids say. I just had a ridiculously supreme experience at a Burger King. I haven’t had fast food in years but heard regulations were different here and it did not disappoint! #burgerking #spanishburgerking.

Here in Spain, I run across a lot of Brits and German people with hiking sticks. To the point where many touristy beach shops in Torremolinos sell them. And I’m like, guys, you’re literally in the grocery store…. .

Well, after spending almost the past three months in Spain, it’s safe to say that it’s pretty hard to be in a bad mood here! #spain #españa #costadelsol #worldtravel.

Come take a walk with me! Back at it this weekend at Duane Park for the last time until January 21st, until then I’ll be hard at work in Miami. More to be revealed! #nyc #nycnightlife #showgirl #miami #backstage

Tonight we re-open Speakeasy Times Square at @Bond45NYC! The only place you’ll find the best of Broadway and NYC nightlife in one show, 5 cocktails and delicious eats included! Get your tickets here and see you soon! #NYC #timesquare #dinnershow #burlesque.

Ah, nothing like riding the L train on a Thursday night. #mta #onlyinnewyork #nyc #brooklyn #Halloween #halloween2021

RT @sarahrxdriguez: i was a vaccine checker tonight at my venue and i swear to god i’m not fucking with you, one couple came up to me and a….

RT @richardbannan: Here’s a true story. The government, March 2020:. The arts aren’t viable & we can’t support you. Best get another job….

Did you miss out on my backyard shows this past year? The back yard divas are back at Bushwick Public House 3 days only! Catch some of the best singers in NYC nightlife for a night of song, pole, tap, and more! #nyc #nycnightlife #thingstodoinnyc

Let’s open Broadway in five days 😂😂😂 #broadway #broadwayopening #theater #nyc #nycnightlife #furloughed #performer #newyork