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The dentist says I grind in my sleep. He real af for saying that

Massachusetts, USA
Joined September 2018
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@Onyxremote
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4 months
Pokemon english packs for chase
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Suprise Set! Givvy Packs!
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1 year
Turned 34 yesterday with a baby on the way in January. Time to have a midlife crisis and do a podcast stream
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2 years
My mom passed away last night at the age of 57. She was ready, but we weren’t. I prayed for days for a miracle but here we are.
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Kanye West spent $7m on a Super Bowl commercial but $0 on the production and filmed it from his phone instead
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2 years
People of X. I want to see your dogs in their Christmas sweaters. Here is Kobe in his. Thank you
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2 years
I walked off and rage quit for the first time in my life yesterday. Uncertainty is always anxiety but I’ll be damned if I’m treated like I’m sub human. Sometimes money isn’t everything.
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Horror legend John Carpenter says he's "not a master of anything" and would rather play video games, watch basketball, and eat popsicles. https://t.co/4ABAanXbRS
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2 years
Tornado in Massachusetts? Your move this year @NHLBruins
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2 years
Dressing like a dad forever now.
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2 years
X going to give it to yah
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2 years
Leaving my old job on a good note
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2 years
Just accepted my first 6 figure job offer. This is the biggest milestone in my life!
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2 years
4 was the best
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2 years
Alicia asked what I wanted for my birthday and for some reason I wanted the least ergonomic controller ever made.
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2 years
Never got to share all the cool stuff the resident evil 4 collectors edition had for the statue
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2 years
Basically my trap house
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2 years
I have like 15 nicknames for this dog
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2 years
The most common thing fans ask Harrison Ford, according to him, is whether Han Solo or Indiana Jones would win in a fight. Curtly, in a recent interview, he puts the debate to rest: "I don’t want to fucking make shit up like that. I mean, what are you asking me that crap for?"
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2 years
My best friend was literally about to throw away a Wii U and a Wii with a bunch of games until I offered to buy it. She told me they’re old garbage and refused any money. Anyways this one goes out to you Carolyn.
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2 years
I miss my yellow snes…my parents were heavy smokers
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