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Joined June 2011
Republicans Condemn Mysterious Georgia ‘Vote Dumps’ That Were All Somehow Cast On January 5
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Nancy Pelosi Berates Progressive Democrats For Electing Such Polarizing Speaker
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Robert Kennedy Jr. Offers To Get Autism On Camera To Prove Danger Of Vaccines
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Melania Trump’s Maternal Instincts Kick In While Visiting Sick Children In Hospital
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Barr Steps Down To Pursue True Passion Full-Time As The K-Street Strangler
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‘The Onion’ Salutes The Courageous Legislators Determined To Overturn The Will Of Voters
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‘Your Honor, I’m Ready To Present,’ Says Giuliani Pulling Rotted Melon, Stray Cat Out Of Old Burlap Sack
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GOP Leaders Begin Search For Prissy, Miserable Shithead Who Can Compete With Trump In 2024
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Governors Call On Gretchen Whitmer To Shut Down Their States So Residents Won’t Get Mad At Them
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What Trump Hopes To Accomplish Before Leaving The White House
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Pence Creates Exploratory Committee To Find More Charismatic Candidate To Attach Self To In 2024
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Supreme Court Strikes Down Obama’s Personal Health Insurance Policy
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White House Clarifies That Trump Was Just Sending General Well Wishes To All Sex Traffickers https://t.co/6CYqh0xiAb
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DHS Secretary Assuages Concerns About Protester Abductions By Promising This Will All Feel Routine In A Month https://t.co/FHZXyh331G
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Trump Campaign Releases Damning Video Of 30-Year-Old Puerto Rican Joe Biden Promoting Socialism https://t.co/gYeYwTmvrO
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Trump Tackles Medical Supply Shortage By Awarding ExxonMobil Contract To Drill For Ventilators In Arctic https://t.co/H8ZPG0TPDG
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Trump Announces Plan To Retrain Nation’s 3 Million Unemployed Americans As Human Ventilators https://t.co/lBIroyq8l6
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Congress Sets Aside $1,200 In Trust For Each American Until They Prove They’re Responsible Enough To Handle It https://t.co/12NoSvlptT
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