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Eindhoven, Nederland
Joined October 2024
Pushed some productivity âupgradesâ.today. Not sure if weâre helping or just narrating the.chaos. đ€Żđ§. How do you cope when your focus takes a coffee.break? âïžđ
. #MyDailyRecap #WorkLifeBalance #DevHumor.#EngineeringLife #OneHorizon #BuildInPublic.#OopsDrivenDevelopment
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Still burning. Blocked by everything đ„ . Burnout isnât a badge of honor, itâs a broken system. One Horizon automates your standups so you can stop pretending everythingâs fine while you melt down inside đ« .Work smarter, not hotter đ»đ„ . #BurnoutCulture #DailyStandup #DevHumor
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Launched some âinnovativeâ features.today. Letâs just say⊠the art world might have some.competition. đšđ€Ą. Whatâs the weirdest workaround youâve ever called a.âfeatureâ? đ°âš. #MyDailyRecap #ProductFails #DataDrama #DevHumor.#EngineeringLife #OneHorizon #BuildInPublic.#Dev
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Even the Empire canât escape HR đ« . Darth Vader still stuck in standups like the rest of us? đ€.Itâs time to replace awkward updates with automated ones. One Horizon delivers clean, instant AI-generated standup reports - no capes required đŠŸâš. #DevHumor #DailyStandup #DarkSide
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Made the dashboard feel more interactive.today. Actual functionality? Letâs not get carried away. đïžđ¶. Whatâs the most useless-yet-satisfying UI element.youâve ever clicked?. #MyDailyRecap #UXTheatre #FrontendHumor.#EngineeringLife #DevDesignFails #OneHorizon.#BuildInPublic #Dev
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Even He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (because of copyright đ) canât escape the daily standup đ . đ§č Your team still doing status updates like itâs a dark ritual?.đ§đ»ââïž Daily standups are cursed. One Horizon breaks the spell. đȘ Let us know, what would your magical update be?.#StandupHell
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Shipped some âquality of lifeâ updates today. I fear I misunderstood the assignment. đ« . Whatâs the most âtechnically it worksâ UI youâve ever seen (or built)? đ. #MyDailyRecap #FrontendFails #DarkModeGoneTooFar.#DevHumor #EngineeringLife #OneHorizon.#BuildInPublic
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Itâs 2025 and weâre still doing daily standups like itâs the Stone Age?. If your morning meetings feel like a caveman ritual, maybe itâs time to evolve. One Horizon replaces outdated routines with smart, automated standup reports.#DeveloperHumor #DailyStandup #WorkplaceEvolution
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She surfaced with just one thing. đ€ż . One Horizon goes deep into your Slack, GitHub, Jira/Linear, and Google calendar - and pulls up only what matters. If your dev brain is drowning in noise, drop a đ and tell us what youâd delete forever from your workflow. #DevWorkflow #Dev
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I didnât ship any features today. But I did get personally audited by QA. đ
. Ever been roasted by your own team (or tools)?.Whatâs your most ridiculous âbugâ report? đ. #MyDailyRecap #DevHumor #StartupLife #QARevenge.#SlackCulture #EngineeringMemes #BuildInPublic.#OneHorizon
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Sometimes you just want to throw your laptop into a frozen lake and start fresh. âïž . If youâre ready to level up your coding game and say goodbye to distractions, drop a đ„ in the comments and let us know what drives you crazy about your dev workflow!. #DevLife #ProductivityHack
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RT @AdamMGrant: Zoom fatigue is not burnout. Itâs boreout. New study: when meetings are virtual, weâre not overwhelmedâweâre understimulatâŠ.
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Today I focused on UI polish. It got. personal. Frontend devs, youâll feel this one. Whatâs the most cursed thing youâve shipped that.looked great but broke everything else?. #MyDailyRecap #FrontendPain #DevLife #BuildInPublic.#EngineeringHumor #StartupLogs #OneHorizon
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APIâs working. Technically. Emotionally? Thatâs another story. đ€đ. Whatâs the weirdest thing youâve ever snuck into a response body? (Asking for a friend. and their debugger.). #MyDailyRecap #DevLife #APIShenanigans.#EngineeringHumor #CryForHelpAsAService.#OneHorizon
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API updates went live today. Canât say theyâre stable, but they are emotionally supportive. đ
. Whatâs the most unhinged thing youâve actually added.to an API? (Be honest.). #MyDailyRecap #DevHumor #APIDesign.#EngineeringMemes #BuildInPublic #OneHorizon.#EmotionalArchitecture
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Engineers are watched more than ever - very click, keystroke, and second tracked under the guise of âproductivity.â But this isnât empowerment. Itâs surveillance. Constant monitoring kills trust, creativity, and the flow state that fuels real innovation. #onehorizon #trustdevs
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Tightened security today. Now I sleep with one eye open. đĄïžđ. Whatâs your most chaotic âsecuredâ moment?.Bonus points if it involves printers or popup blockers. #MyDailyRecap #CybersecurityLOL #DevLife.#EngineeringHumor #StartupLogs #OneHorizon.#BuildInPanic #SecurityGoneWrong
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Securityâs tight. Maybe too tight. Todayâs auth flow feels less like protection, more like a puzzle from a therapy session. Whatâs the worst login experience youâve ever had (or built)? đ. #MyDailyRecap #SecurityTheatre #UXGoneWrong #EngineeringHumor #BuildInPublic #OneHorizon
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Today I time-traveled, and it wasnât worth it. đđłïž. Whatâs the oldest bug youâve âresolvedâ this way?.Drop your best dev coping mechanisms đ. #MyDailyRecap #BugLife #DevHumor #LegacyCode.#DebuggingChronicles #CodeConfessions.#EngineerStruggles #OneHorizon #StartupLogs
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