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Eindhoven, Nederland
Joined October 2024
“I joined One Horizon last week. Now my standup time is cut in half.”.- Darth Maul, probably 👹 . One Horizon automates check-ins across Slack, Jira, GitHub, and more, so your team can stop reporting and start shipping. 🚀✨. #StarWarsParody #DevMemes #StarWars #DarthMaul
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Tried to tame the chaos with some “focus.time.” Spoiler: chaos won. 🤡⌛️. How often does your “focus time” turn into a wild ride?.🎢🙃. #MyDailyRecap #WorkFromHomeLife #DevHumor.#EngineeringLife #OneHorizon #BuildInPublic.#OopsDrivenDevelopment
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May the productivity flow through you like the Force itself. 🗡️✨. If only every developer had a Jedi guide like One Horizon - slashing through distractions, automating the boring stuff, and helping you focus on what really matters. #BugWars #DeveloperLife #SlackStruggles
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You don’t notice time slipping… until it’s gone. Inefficient daily standups, Slack noise, context switching - it all adds up. One Horizon gives you your hours back by cutting the busywork and automating what doesn���t matter. #TimeIsMoney #StopWastingTime #DeveloperProductivity
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Pushed some productivity “upgrades”.today. Not sure if we’re helping or just narrating the.chaos. 🤯🎧. How do you cope when your focus takes a coffee.break? ☕️😅. #MyDailyRecap #WorkLifeBalance #DevHumor.#EngineeringLife #OneHorizon #BuildInPublic.#OopsDrivenDevelopment
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Still burning. Blocked by everything 🔥 . Burnout isn’t a badge of honor, it’s a broken system. One Horizon automates your standups so you can stop pretending everything’s fine while you melt down inside 🫠 .Work smarter, not hotter 💻🔥 . #BurnoutCulture #DailyStandup #DevHumor
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Launched some “innovative” features.today. Let’s just say… the art world might have some.competition. 🎨🤡. What’s the weirdest workaround you’ve ever called a.“feature”? 🍰✨. #MyDailyRecap #ProductFails #DataDrama #DevHumor.#EngineeringLife #OneHorizon #BuildInPublic.#Dev
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Even the Empire can’t escape HR 🫠. Darth Vader still stuck in standups like the rest of us? 🤖.It’s time to replace awkward updates with automated ones. One Horizon delivers clean, instant AI-generated standup reports - no capes required 🦾✨. #DevHumor #DailyStandup #DarkSide
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Made the dashboard feel more interactive.today. Actual functionality? Let’s not get carried away. 🎛️🎶. What’s the most useless-yet-satisfying UI element.you’ve ever clicked?. #MyDailyRecap #UXTheatre #FrontendHumor.#EngineeringLife #DevDesignFails #OneHorizon.#BuildInPublic #Dev
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Even He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (because of copyright 😉) can’t escape the daily standup 💀 . 🧹 Your team still doing status updates like it’s a dark ritual?.🧙🏻♂️ Daily standups are cursed. One Horizon breaks the spell. 🪄 Let us know, what would your magical update be?.#StandupHell
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Shipped some “quality of life” updates today. I fear I misunderstood the assignment. 🫠. What’s the most “technically it works” UI you’ve ever seen (or built)? 👀. #MyDailyRecap #FrontendFails #DarkModeGoneTooFar.#DevHumor #EngineeringLife #OneHorizon.#BuildInPublic
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It’s 2025 and we’re still doing daily standups like it’s the Stone Age?. If your morning meetings feel like a caveman ritual, maybe it’s time to evolve. One Horizon replaces outdated routines with smart, automated standup reports.#DeveloperHumor #DailyStandup #WorkplaceEvolution
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She surfaced with just one thing. 🤿 . One Horizon goes deep into your Slack, GitHub, Jira/Linear, and Google calendar - and pulls up only what matters. If your dev brain is drowning in noise, drop a 🌊 and tell us what you’d delete forever from your workflow. #DevWorkflow #Dev
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I didn’t ship any features today. But I did get personally audited by QA. 😅. Ever been roasted by your own team (or tools)?.What’s your most ridiculous “bug” report? 👇. #MyDailyRecap #DevHumor #StartupLife #QARevenge.#SlackCulture #EngineeringMemes #BuildInPublic.#OneHorizon
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Sometimes you just want to throw your laptop into a frozen lake and start fresh. ❄️ . If you’re ready to level up your coding game and say goodbye to distractions, drop a 🔥 in the comments and let us know what drives you crazy about your dev workflow!. #DevLife #ProductivityHack
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RT @AdamMGrant: Zoom fatigue is not burnout. It’s boreout. New study: when meetings are virtual, we’re not overwhelmed—we’re understimulat….
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Today I focused on UI polish. It got. personal. Frontend devs, you’ll feel this one. What’s the most cursed thing you’ve shipped that.looked great but broke everything else?. #MyDailyRecap #FrontendPain #DevLife #BuildInPublic.#EngineeringHumor #StartupLogs #OneHorizon
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API’s working. Technically. Emotionally? That’s another story. 🤖💔. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever snuck into a response body? (Asking for a friend. and their debugger.). #MyDailyRecap #DevLife #APIShenanigans.#EngineeringHumor #CryForHelpAsAService.#OneHorizon
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API updates went live today. Can’t say they’re stable, but they are emotionally supportive. 😅. What’s the most unhinged thing you’ve actually added.to an API? (Be honest.). #MyDailyRecap #DevHumor #APIDesign.#EngineeringMemes #BuildInPublic #OneHorizon.#EmotionalArchitecture
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