Pressure is my playground. ✵ NOT @CMPunk.
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The entire world can claim themselves to be the 'best in the world' but in reality, there's only one man who fits that narrative perfectly. parody.
Is it great to be alive . . .
Joined December 2020
To join a revolution is to be apart of something greater—bigger—than yourself. ‘But to be your own revolution, skin and bone and purpose, that’s something else entirely. When those without a voice look to you to speak, what else is there to do but make yours the loudest?
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CM Punk pic backstage on Smackdown with new United States Champion Carmelo Hayes ❤️
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Just wow, this year has flown by rather quickly, if I say so myself. Into a new year we go, but before I say farewell to twenty twenty five for good. I want to share the final photoset I took to commemorate the last day of December. Let's bring on 2026 with a positive attitude.
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You crave the person I used to be while struggling to accept the fact that you can’t even handle the man I am today. You're a false prophet just like the other useless minions that blindly follow in the footsteps of Paul Heyman.
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Have I been awfully good, this year, Santa? If so, slip him underneath my Christmas tree with a red bow on top. Yes, the one with the tattoos. Heh, I want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. Let’s make this one memorable until the end of December. 🎄
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It’s not personal, right? It’s just business. But the kind of business I stand on is the kind that leaves you crippled for weeks.
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The results are in for the 2025 NoDQ Year End Awards! Here are the Babyface of the Year results... CM Punk: 243 votes (38%) Cody Rhodes: 141 votes (22%) Iyo SKY: 104 votes (16%) “Hangman” Adam Page: 70 votes (11%) Rhea Ripley: 42 votes (7%) Jey Uso: 41 votes (6%) Total votes:
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15 years ago today, CM Punk attacked John Cena and became the new leader of Nexus 🔥
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@IndeedWWE @LoveForTheMask @BreakkltDown @NoBarkingOrders @AllBarksAllBite @BarkMatchesBite @PredictABigBang @DownInATown @CanGoAllDay @AboveNowBeyond In your eyes, you strongly feel you have a chance. The tough truth is that once everything is set in stone, it's back to the drawing bored for you, and the only person that’ll be held accountable for failing, is yourself.
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@IndeedWWE I’m really pleased that the masked man was brave enough to show his true self to the public. Because after I’m done with Bron Breakker. I won't give up until I have you in my grasp. For the stomp he personally gave me at Survivor Series and for demeaning my friend Rey Mysterio.
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Come the 5th of January, you’re gonna find out the hard way. You’re gonna find out even with your best efforts, you won’t be able to beat me by yourself. So go ahead. Bring your friends from the vision. Bring your idiotic uncle and your stupid father. Trust me, you'll need them.
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You crave the person I used to be while struggling to accept the fact that you can’t even handle the man I am today. You're a false prophet just like the other useless minions that blindly follow in the footsteps of Paul Heyman.
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I’ve spent the last few weeks sitting on my couch recuperating from an injury I sustained at the hands of Bron Breakker. Who’s been irritatingly loud while I’ve been gone, and all he managed to accomplish, was pissing me off. #WWERaw
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#WWERaw —————— Do you mean to tell me two guys who’ve been doing this for decades, just for their asses handed to them? What a damn shocker… Please, their time has been up. Why don’t both you follow John Cena out the door before we embarrass you even more?
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Masking myself meant I needed to put my past behind me. I’m not the guy who does muscle challenges anymore, I don’t take selfies anymore, and I definitely don’t need some annoying jerk in my life. This is a brand new Austin Theory.
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