Hey @bowallace14 is this Hugh's signature on your jersey for some reason?

All I'm saying is I've never seen @JellyRoll615 and @therealPNNews in the same room together

Is it just me or are there WAY more fucking ads on this bitch recently?

I just finished Murtagh by @paolini and I'm emotionally spent. This was an amazing, exciting and heartbreaking journey. I can't wait to see what's next!

I had a dream @LilTunechi showed up at my house as part of a prank show. It was the scariest shit ever. It wasn't even a camera crew, just Wayne holding a camcorder telling jokes and shit.

Conservatives: Cancel culture is ridiculous Also Conservatives:

What I've learned over the last 2 days is that Trump followers are fully committed. He could be found guilty on every charge and they would still support him. Don't argue with them, it's not worth it. #TrumpArraignment

I really want to befriend a raven so I can give it treats and have it bring me shiny things.

This is why I love college football #BAMAvsTEN

So @martinamcbride let me get this straight. In Independence Day the entire town knew she was being abused and refused to help so out of desperation she killed him and herself? That's way darker than I thought when I was a kid.

Wait, I thought the president was supposed to come out with his own drawing of the hurricane path?

Remember when they told us that there wasn't any wrongdoing in the #BreonnaTaylor case?

Me: *sneezes* True Crime Narrator: Sneezing in stressful situations could be a sign of lying

Whoever is responsible for the emergency alert test at 530 in the morning, your mom's a ho. #letmesleep #yourmomeatsdicks

Okay but how many doors were at that parade? #HighlandPark

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I'm waiting for Sarah Huckabee Sanders to come out one day and tell us all she was trolling everyone. This has got to be the longest of long jokes. #SarahHuckabeeSanders

@TristanSnell Time for DNA testing for all children born out of wedlock and enforcement of men to pay up!!!! From birth to university. All men must submit DNA...like women, thier body is not their choice.

There's about to be another large migration out of the southern states

So we riot now right? This feels like riot territory. #RoeVsWade