Hello. Just popping back to say that uninstalling this app from my phone was one of the best decisions ever. I fully recommend doing it. Anyway, I feel nauseous just being here now, so I'm off again. Ta-ta.

I think I'm done here. This place is a toxic cesspit which if it were just starting, I'd be nowhere near it. I'm on the other place although that's full of screenshots of toxic tweets so not much better. I'm not deleting my account, just deleting the app. Laters, maybe.

I only bring him toast with my chips, yeah. #totp

I liked Kenickie but not the best live band ever, it must be said #totp

Tried #TentotheTop again. Got 9 out of 10, think it was 31 points but got lost in the scoring again. Bring on #popmaster on Monday!

Not a chance she's keeping up a Welsh accent for the duration. #TheTraitors

This has "Father Ted on the aeroplane" vibes #TheTraitorsUK

ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL #TheTraitorsUK

What a lovely documentary. That's the sort of positivity I want this year, please. #Gavinandstacey

Last year after the fireworks I turned over to the #Hootenanny and there was an amazing performance of Overload by the original Sugababes. This year I've got Geldof barking out Rat Trap.

Hang on....#thelastleg isn't live? You'll be telling me Jools Hootenany is pre-recorded next!

When do we find out the #NewYearsHonours list? It's just I have a radio show in the morning and want some content.

Do we not get to see who's up next? #Taskmaster

Bigger plot twist than Sonia appearing in Gavin and Stacey #maskedsingeruk

I'm just going to really miss them. #gavinandstacey

That'll do it. Tidy. #GavinAndStacey

Bloody hell. Day 24 of advent and an 11.5% ABV chocolate stout in my advent calendar. Cheers @Beer52HQ, that'll do it. Merry Christmas.

Working on #ChristmasEve for the first time in about 12 years. I used to do 2 hours of radio then get on the beers. Them were the days.

Can Anita win just through being a little star? "Ooh, is it Disco Time?" #juniortaskmaster

Loving #BadTidings, about two men left Home Alone at Christmas. Can't think what it reminds me of though.