OldDogNewFix
@OldDogNewFix
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I've completed four novels and am actively seeking representation.
Joined October 2022
Today's Lexophile Pleaser: I used to sell Velcro, but when I started telling people it was a total rip-off, my boss told me to zip it. I finally quit, so that part of my career is now all buttoned up. #TLP.
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Today’s Lexophile Pleaser: The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field. When he started crying at the ceremony, everyone said, "Ozzzzzzzzz" #TLP.
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Here's a rendering of a scene from my book, THE DELTA WAVE. Buy signed copies here:
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Today's Lexophile Pleaser: The geologist’s marriage hit rock bottom. He did admit, however, he was taking her for granite. #TLP.
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Today's Lexophile Pleaser: I was so busy adulting yesterday, I accidentally ghosted my daily pun—it’s a textual regret. #TLP.
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What’s the lamest fortune cookie fortune you’ve ever gotten? You can’t even make one up worse than the one I just got:
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Today's Lexophile Pleaser: The sun tried to flirt with me today. said I was looking well-done. #TLP.
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Today's Lexophile Pleaser: I got fired from the keyboard factory. I wasn’t putting in enough shifts. #TLP.
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Today’s Lexophile Pleaser: once swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat ever. #TLP.
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I couldn’t think up any kind of lexophile pleaser for the 4th. I decided not to let it bother me. I feel free. #TLP.
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Today's Lexophile Pleaser: I forgot two days of lexophile pleasers. Honestly, that’s just wordful neglect. #TLP.
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Today's Lexophile Pleaser: I just returned from vacation, but my inbox is still on holiday — it refuses to sort itself! #TLP.
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If you zoom in on this picture you can see the glass bottomed ledge I stood on . It’s 103 stories up. *chills*
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The British fired this cannonball from Portland harbor during the revolution. Typical Mainers, just left it there;
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Lyft driver said this was best spot for a photo. I agree. Do you?
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