Jimmy Jacobs
@Ohioresident124
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Horizon League White Boy of the Year : lifetime 350$ on plan b : Box eating connoisseur : 1x OVI winner : 11-12u breaststroke record holder : Chief Wahoo Lover
Joined May 2019
New hookup doesn’t do period sex OR let me eat her out on her period. This is horseshit. U gotta let this bird fly man. IM CAGED UP.
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I DON’T REALLY LIKE GETTING BLOWN ITS AWKWARD JUST LET ME HIT (or eyp please)
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Ok, Trump won. Awesome. Back to regular scheduled programming. Last night at the bar my boy said he never tried sucking his own weiner when he was in elementary/middle school. Is that not absurd??.
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@RobertOGBobby If u can’t play spikeball because you’re not athletic, just so sad big boy. Spike is fun!.
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I’d say I consider myself to have about 7 exes. This is how they ended. 1. I cheated w # 2.2. I cheated.3. I cheated.4. I cheated with her bsf aka # 5.5. I cheated w # 6 n # 7.6. I cheated w # 5 n # 7.7. You guessed it. I cheated w # 5 n # 6. Why don’t I have a gf!!!.
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@chadmiller1975 Wish nothing but the worst for u and yours and ur future kids to be wheelchair bound.
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@PeteGatorParker This shit made me smile. I would never do it, but glad to see there’s cats out here that r committed to getting content.
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@ketaminejitnem Was the “OL Coach” for the University of Central Missouri my junior year. We were really trying to implement a pipeline to NE Ohio.
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@petermillarstar Eric. Same. Holding the hair. Sometimes watching the TV if that’s an option.
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@1BenderBending Dude just say thanks, get a job and buy the stuff you want. This shit made me sad for real.
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@tylerbuckets97 This is the way most girls should take it. This shit will blow over in 24 more hrs.
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@Catsboy123 Billy, it’s awful as always seeing your tweets! I’m sure you are the chillest guy in the world man👊🏻👍🏼 let my man just try to make a friend or 2. Wishing you nothing but the worst, and I’m looking forward to seeing you post your millar and Barbour real soon pumpkin!.
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@tannergetmoney LOOK AT ME! MY GIRLFRIEND PROLLY FUCKED 10 OTHER FRAT GUYS BEFORE SHE FOUND ME AND IM PROUD OF IT.
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@BRigington12 U r dumb as fuck if u think that shits gonna be no strings attached amigo. She is gonna be on ur ass like white on rice get real.
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@SummerrOf85 Dick, it’s Jimmy. Tell her “I will always have a soft spot for you” so she thinks about you for the next few months. Leaves some drunk hookups on the table👍🏽.
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@DrunkenCooterB Hiya brother, congrats on coming out. I think In This day and age, I’m supposed to be happy for you? Cheers f word.
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@RickDaniels007 WAIT. ARE YOU? MAKING FUN OF UR HOMETOWN BOYS?? BROOOOO THAT SHIT IS OFF THE MF CHAIN MAN. TEACH ME HOW TO BE AS COOL AS YOU PUHLEASEEEEE. YOU PROB GET SO MUCH PLAY AND RUN UR FRAT #ferda #beer.
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@7th_year_senior I see girls every weekend that I genuinely think r more attractive. I think it’s just the celebrity status.
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As a dude, I rly like sunsets. Don’t care if you think it’s gay.
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What the hell am I supposed to do with some girls necklace that has her bfs initials on it that she took off before so she “didn’t feel as guilty”.
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@BillDanceIII I rly hope u didn’t make a fake snapchat with the bitmoji the same as hers for engagement just sayin.
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@bigbadbaglover Ain’t no mistake. If u cheated she must have been treating u awful. Keep ur head up.
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@ChimpBlinkerYN UH OH! Watch out dudes and chicks, we got a BADASS joining the burner verse. Am I scared? Uhhh YES. Them liberals r shaking in their boots so hard😂😂.
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@MikeJohnst75286 UH OH! RICH DADDY MIKE JOHNSTON WENT GOLFING WITH HIS DADS MEMBERSHIP!!! BOW DOWN TO THE COOLEST BURNER W 50 FOLLOWERS STAT!.
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@brettkavanauh Mfs go around talking like this n telling people their burner then want to bitch and moan when they get doxxed by the blonde bitch who they went home with 3 weeks ago.
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@BillyRayLahey62 Bill I think u missed the mark here. I’d prob post my engagement whether it’s cool or not.
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@atticusdixie601 You’re so cool man!! Way to make fun of momma for caring about you. But shit that flavored air is badass man. That’s a real white mah running the football🤙🏽🤙🏽.
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@Catsboy123 Hey pipsqueak let’s focus on ourselves before going after innocent people. I’ve seen 3 tweets of yours and it’s no bid, shrink and New Jersey. Please come up with an original fucking idea. Once again, wishing you nothing but the worst.
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@CearKasey38596 Kasey in the nicest way possible I hope you can’t have kids. I hate you. Let the kid be.
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@LankWilliams Chad, it’s Jimmy. I won’t lie to you man, I can definitely see why you don’t have a girlfriend. Let’s change your whole personality and maybe next year grandma won’t be disappointed alright?.
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@barbraspinks This isn’t mean this is a genuine question, ur build looks like u would have no rump at all. Would this be deemed as true.
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All in all, I think B is the best letter. Boobs.Beer.Butt.Baseball.B cups.Blow.Blowjobs.Bingo.Box.Bowling. Contains all of the best things. Just an observation.
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Back to the drawing board. Safe to say wife’s friend and I will not be speaking for a while. I have problems
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@barbraspinks @JohnDadof7 Bro is so fucking weird for this barb. I’m glad we can agree on this. Perhaps showing me ur boobs is the right way to spite him right?.
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@barbraspinks That’s sumn someone w no but would say. I can take a peak to confirm if u need tho barb.
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@BCrumbell Okay I agree with this. No need to be spread eagle for 13 mins til I cum. Get it wet, 2-3 mins and boom let’s get going.
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@donvegas1998 This is a green flag. Hoes don’t get cold so if they are dressing to stay warm that means wife material. Good stuff.
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@sirboggington1 Don’t let anyone ever tell you this is not a fantastic meal because it is. Ur missing a dollop of sour cream though.
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@gabinus_ganix Keep talking bitchless ass mf😂😂😂 let the fella get some puss will u? Not like its ur choice since ur the picture taker😂😂😂.
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And basically 8 retards who don’t know each other from the X app are going to assemble. It’s called a burner meetup
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Just saw body cam for first time. Some quotes I used: . “Good thing I got a haircut since I’m on camera”. “Watch this” as I struggle to walk a line. “Can you take these off yet” (handcuffs) . And finally “see you next time” with my face directly in the camera leaving the station.
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Definitely going to think about her when my future wife is walking down the aisle.
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@NForrest0106 And he’s hit behind the line for a 9 yard loss. Who coulda guessed your bio! I never really hate on pages but this needs some fixing man. I wouldn’t tell any of your buddies about your burner until you get a little humor going.
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@DillonRay51 Flexing the alps pouches✅.Flexing the fact that you are the lowest mg pouch guy❌. Just quit at that point man.
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MY RESPECTIVE ORDER. 1. Morning Sex.2. Sex.3. Eat Box.4. Blowjob.5. Drunk Sex.6. Handjob.7. Makeout.8. Fuck with a condom on.
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I hate the trend that you’re not supposed to respond to chicks texts right away. Like if it’s a cat and mouse game sure whatever, but I texted you because I would like to speak to you. Not wait 37 minutes before responding so I don’t look desperate.
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I wish I could eat that box until yumyum sauce comes out.
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The jig is up. I’m retiring at the top of my game. Doing long distance with the wife, committing to being loyal!
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Wine makes me so horny. Wife and I split a bottle, next thing I know my tongue is all up in there and it’s that time of the month. I am a Real Eater.
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@KittyCatBurner I don’t know what is more gay. The flops to Jesus’ birthday mass or the fact that you want to be called Naturday. I’ll keep it light hearted cuz it’s Christmas, but you suck.
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@DNewton69 I’ve been sooooo drunk and on other things and yet could never imagine myself being so horny and down bad to do that. Shame on him.
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@HonestSportsFa5 Did u cringe pressing the post button? U make me want to root against my Buckeyes just so you’re upset. Yes, I know a guy that I can set you up with. Yes, I’m calling you gay. Yes, you make me sick.
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@devilscandyxd You gotta tell her that it can’t be over yall r meant to be. Buy ur self a few more weeks of fun.
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I was kissing on this girls neck last night and she started crying bc she remembered she had a fiancée at home, kissed me, then told me to get away because she didn’t want to cheat on her fiancée more because they are trying for kids. God please never give me a daughter.
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I disappear for an hour and someone’s dad fucked their girlfriend? What a life.
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In Oxford this weekend, I WILL NOT:. -Get drunk before lunch with wife on Saturday.-Participate in drug usage.-Say words I’m not allowed to say.-Get angry at the idiots I hate there. Or at the very least, I WILL NOT allow the wife to find out about any such tomfoolery👍🏼.
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@EllisPercy86 If you weren’t smoking my favorite pack I’d make fun of you. Yes, I could tell you’re a December burner. They can spot it from across the pond it’s so obvious.
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Alrighty fellas, let’s act like we have been here before… AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don’t give a fuck what some slut and scumbag dad in Houston did. Couldn’t give a fuck less actually. Just give me back my goddamn bird app. I actually hate so many of you.
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Got some paint on my hands and suddenly I want to listen to Lil Baby and steal shit
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@RodgerFergisson Rod, it’s Jimmy. How dare you bad mouth this girls sorority!!! Hahahah jk fuck that bitch have a day RodFerg👍🏽.
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