RT @stephen_neukam: Top contender for worst national anthem of all time at the MLB home run derby just now.

Jackpot winner!!! 🥰😏

PSA: don’t eat fucking tuna on the plane!!! You’d think that’d be common sense.

My sister and daughter woke up this morning and made me a cake too🥲🥹.

Literally this has started off as such an amazing birthday. Nail salon for mani pedis and mimosas and then hibachi!🥲.

I’m bout to have a 5 year old in about 11 days. Wtf 😭.

I just fake cried to my daughter to see how she would react and she held me and said “Sofias gonna take care of you mommy” 🥹 if that isn’t the sweetest shit ever idk what is.

Thought I was gonna be an LSU fan this year… yeah, not after today… GO COLORADO lol 😅

Upgraded the mom car 🤩 #newtint #new plate

Denver went uppppp last night! Catch me at the parade 😝.

RT @_jazzybooo: Never did I think I’d live to see the day where Josh Allen’s love life made headlines lmao.

My baby started pre school today wtf 😭 where did the last 4 1/2 years go Fr.

Got to live out one of my wildest dreams with one of my favorite animals. I love life 🐬✨

Not my wife sitting courtside at the Chicago Bulls game 👀🏀😭.

Why did my Uber eats driver just deliver to my garage door?? Excuse me?? Do you live here lmao. I’m so confused.

Fresno state just cashed me outtttt😭🤑💰💰💰.

My sisters FaceTiming me while in Alicante and I am feeling all the nostalgia feelings 😭 I gotta go back to Spain ASAP.

Play for the night…. Fingers crossed!! Let’s get some 💰💰🤑

RT @FCPolice: Yesterday, officers encountered a lost rabbit in Old Town Fort Collins. It was cold so one officer brought it back to the pol….

Some people should not be allowed to chew gum on the fucking airplane. How are you going to be a grown ass adult smacking your gum in someone’s ear. Smh.