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Vote for Insanity - You know it makes sense! Government Think Tank since 1963. Kazoo World Record Holders #Manicfesto
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Our #NewYearsHonours process is now well underway and will be announced in late December . . . Which person would you nominate for an OFFICIAL Loony award and why?
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We will solve the problem of over-crowding in prisons by releasing all the innocent prisoners. #Manicfesto
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The MOT is an annual test to ensure that your car is roadworthy. We will introduce a ROT, an annual test to make sure all roads are car worthy. #Manicfesto
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To compensate ALL Pensioners who have lost their Winter Fuel Allowance, they will qualify for a Summer Ice Lolly Allowance when temperatures exceed 70 degrees🎩 #Manicfesto
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We will only paint yellow lines where you CAN park rather that where you cannot. This will dramatically remove tonnes of official graffiti and save a fortune in paint costs. #Manicfesto
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To encourage true democracy, anyone can submit policies for our #Manicfesto Simply submit them via the hashtag . . . er . . . um . . . #Manicfesto . . . Help create our policies for the future which, no doubt, the other parties will steal in a few years time!
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Rather than stirring up division we will unite everyone in the UK again by surrounding the UK with a large cardboard box so people can think they are either IN or OUT of the EU. This will be known as Schrodinger's #Brexit
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Upon winning the next #GeneralElection, we will replace all red tape with sellotape. This will lead to a more transparent Government. #Manicfesto
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Once in Government, we will reduce net migration to record new low levels by making sure that any nets are secured more firmly to the ground. #Manicfesto
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Half the grey squirrel population will be painted red in order to increase the red squirrel population. Gloss paint will be used as everyone knows that an animal with a shiny coat is a healthy animal. #Manicfesto
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@Official_MRLP @JeffVaderDBT Lets help Yousuf get home safely for Christmas.
#MISSING | Have you seen Yousuf, 59? Last traced to #HamptonCourt railway station on Tuesday, 2 December. Believed to be in the southwest #London area. Believed to be wearing a blue checked shirt. Anyone who sees him should call 101, quoting reference 4989/02DEC
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We will combat political corruption by participating in it openly. We will establish the Board Of Bribery, who will set the going BOB rates, thus ensuring profits of #sleaze for the many, not just the few! #Manicfesto
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Once in Government we will abolish stamp duty. Stamps are expensive enough as it is without having to pay any duty on them! #Manicfesto
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#Manicfesto We will stop the practice of council workers piling up tarmac on the roads in the form of speed humps and instead get them to put it in the plethora of potholes.
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@elonmusk Anyone attempting to create a Donald Trump & Elon Musk hybrid . . . should get life! #Manicfesto
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We will instruct the @RoyalMintUK to issue a 99p coin to save on change. We will not join the euro but will instead invite all Europeans countries to JOIN THE POUND! #Manicfesto
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We will encourage children to read more by allowing Fish & Chips to be wrapped in newspaper again. #Manicfesto
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Anti social behavers, MPs found guilty of lying or fraud & political vandals of British history will be put in the Stocks, this will create demand for stocks which will in turn help the stock market! #Manicfesto
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@Official_MRLP @njmaksy @_LFI @RachelReevesMP Thanks, I think I've often found optimism in MRLP since the Lord Sutch days (loved his music btw) and have voted for you in the past👍 Looks like politics is manic enough for you to get my vote again. Praise the #manicfesto and lets dance on Sundays. #YouKnowItMakesSense
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