Phats
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A human. Being.
Probably by the food
Joined November 2009
I took the MEN FIFA lookalikes quiz for the chance to win a copy of FIFA 16 #MENFIFA16
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Homie'n @OslosFinest gir meg fashion tips fra en som kaller seg for LilleMongo på Insta. Livet er ikke en lek og kommer aldri til å være det
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I hate when the other guy goes for a handshake and I go for an open-mouth kiss and oh great now I probably didn't get this job
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It used to be Fuck Your Mother but now the biggest insult is getting a "seen" on the started conversation in your Facebook chat wit no reply
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If there's one thing i've learned from the 1st graders it's this: A beard is not a beard, it's a tugging device
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Looking at the faces of these 1st graders in my class and wondering who's gonna be a blogger when they grow up
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*walk up to woman breastfeeding baby* Is this guy bothering you?
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Wear only a towel around your waist and you can get into just about anywhere if you just repeat "so sorry so sorry" and keep moving forward.
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Were there really any kids who pressed "Do Not Enter" at the Are You 18 question before entering porn sites because they weren't 18?
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when i was 7 i had a crush on a girl in my class & didnt know how to deal w it so I wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school"
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Damene kaller meg Subway fordi jeg har lav kvalitets kjøtt og lyver om å være 15 cm
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Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious
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Jeg følger deg på snapchat, ikke kidden din på 1 år som gjør de samme tingene HVER DAG, HELE TIDA
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"Do you have Coke" No, is Pepsi Okay "Do you have updog" What's updog "Haha not much and no Pepsi is absolutely not okay"
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Some interesting facts I learned at the children's museum, lightning bugs are actually beetles and I hate children.
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