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Hanging on the coat-tails of Manchester since 657 AD. Musk tells me I need to add parody. So here it is. Parody.
Glossop, Derbyshire, SK13.
Joined February 2012
Went in what was Harley's tonight and there was a baby changing station in the toilet. Last time I was in there, I went to first base on the mezzanine bit. How times have changed.
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So proud of our neighbouring town making this bold name change. (Thanks to @ProperMCR for this beauty.)
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Just been to the Dinting School harvest service. 'We plough the fields and scatter.' Absolute banger.
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There was an Old Glossop fete yesterday with a Name the Pig competition and one of the entries was 'Robert Lardon'. It's the most Glossop thing I've ever heard.
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Alanis Morissette should have asked the good people of Stockport what 'ironic' means.
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Pretty sure those big bangs over the Glossop sky are the door slamming shut on summer.
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Leaving drinks for Liz Truss in the Labour Club on Friday night. Or whoever else might have quit as PM by then.
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Gonna cancel that trampoline I've ordered as there's an 80-90% chance of waking up to one on my front lawn anyway.
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Is anyone selling any 'It's hayfever, not Covid' badges for me to wear on the train?
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Another classic from a #Glossop selling page. 'Socks: Price for both.' With the exception of Heather Mills, who would assume someone is selling one individual sock?
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Waiting for booking to open for Forest School tonight is like Glastonbury. Except best case scenario is your child covered in mud. And not you enjoying some over-the-bra action with who you *thought* was the drummer from Vampire Weekend.
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Ah, so this *isn't* an ad for hemorrhoid cream. Apologies for the graphic descriptions and images I posted on the @freightisland page it linked to.
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Game of two halves here. It now takes more than 80 quid to fill my tank in Glossop. But... at least it almost spelled 'boob'.
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Nope, I’m afraid I don’t know where you – a complete stranger – went shopping on an unspecified day. Weird.
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