White Woman Jumpscare (Parody Account)
@Officer_Vanessa
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FUCKKK my parents found out about my long-distance relationship. they called me into their room and said that i forgot to close my account on my mom’s phone. i almost cried and then i sat down next to them and my mom asked who Vanessa/Vanny is...
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"You see, everybody. When a mommy and a daddy love each other very very much... They argue about the FNaF Lore"
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[]: reply if you can see my post. Am I shadow banned?
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// Thank you guys sooo very much for the birthday wishes! I very much appreciate it very much! Thank you!
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Afton: Shut up!
Vanessa: You shut up!
Afton: that's why your shoes are raggedy
Vanessa: That's why your precious little favorite daughter is dead!
*Dramatic effect, Afton is silent*
Vanessa: Dead as hell... What shoes she got on? What shoes she got on the clown?
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[]: Please don't harass the CEC workers they work minimum wage and their jobs are hard enough but they don't have any sort of control over the higher ups and why they decided to have a parody themed five nights at Freddy's I understand some of you are really really mad about
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[]: Thank you guys so much for 2100 followers! I greatly appreciate it! Any type of interaction or even my notifications blowing up just brings me happiness and Joy and I couldn't be any more happier about you guys just being on this account! Much, much grateful for all of you!
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[]: I just want to make this clear. In case you're wondering, I am NOT a bot! I am a person behind this account. Only ONE person. Not multiple. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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@ACassiParody
Help! I lost all my Bitcoin money and my account has been compromised! I can't log into any of my Twitter/Instagram accounts I invested my money in crypto! I think I got scammed
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"Whoo! Tomorrow is my birthday!" *The blonde couldn't help but happy dance in her office she didn't know the reader was watching her as she squealed in fear* "Ahh! What are you doing in here?" *She blushed extremely embarrassed*
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[]: Oof. Today is Friday the 13th, :O
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Ruin comes out July 25 2023!!!!!!! 🥺😭❤️
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// happy birthday Vanessa from FNAF :D
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*The reader blasts her in the face with the Fazer blaster* "Oh, what the FUCK!? Is wrong with you!? Why would you do that!?" *She holds both her eyes as she feels herself temporarily blinded*
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Omg not
@Teenage_Gregory
following me on my Twitter eyyy 😎 what's up my cool dude welcome to my tweets (:
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*Vanessa white woman jumpscares the reader, she lives to regret it*
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// The security breach trailer came out officially 3 years ago! Happy security breach trailer day! Whoo hoo!
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[]: Happy Halloween from Officer Vanessa! Remember to stay safe tonight and have fun! And if you are a teenager ages 14-to whatever age and you still trick or treat, don't EVER feel shame! And don't listen to people if they say you're too old to trick or treat you're only too
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@horrifichymns
// It's simple. They're not therapists. They were hired by Fazbear entertainment to make it LOOK LIKE they know what they're doing. They probably went to a 1 year college and claim they know what they're doing when they don't 🤷🤦
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"I'm not just a bitch, I'm a bitch with a backstory" *She holds up a Vanny mask showing the reader her mask*
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Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach came out 2 years ago. Happy FNaF SB day!
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[]: He surely can! I remember back then when I made my own little dream Cast silver eyes fan made video, I wanted PJ Heywood to play William Afton hehehe in the live action. XD
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"I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100% White Woman Jumpscare"
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The 2 year anniversary of FNaF security breach is tomorrow
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[]: Guys! It happened! I saw the FNaF movie trailer on TV during commercial breaks! 🥺💜
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// I'm kinda late saying this but happy one month FNAF Ruin!
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*she's patrolling around the pizzaplex until suddenly she hears a familiar song as she facepalms herself and shakes her head in an annoyed manner* "Who the heck put on that Goofy Goober theme song!?"
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@DevSprings
I sure hope there is no hidden mini game somewhere where some rabbit has you follow him and stuff
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*she waves her hand as she says*: "Disassemble Freddy" *she presses the button commanding the bots to go after Freddy*
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5 days until the party
((My actual, actual birthday))
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"Connection Terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth"
#FNAF
#HAPPYBIRTHDAY
#Pizzeriasimulator
#Henryemily
#Cassetteman
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Its official! 30 days left until the party! FNaF movie releases in a month!
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[]: Beware of FNaF movie spoilers coming your way if you wish not to see it until the full movie comes out (USA) don't go on Twitter
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//
I dance to forget
I_____ to forget
I'll go first
"I write to forget"
Now it's your turn!
Let the comments begin in 3,2,1
GO!!!
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// I will make a Halloween roleplay activity roleplay starter sometime in early October. Be on the lookout
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[]: NGL I teared up watching Dawko and Razz's videos about visiting the set of FNaF, and then when they hugged the animatronics 💜🥺 and I saw my febby in the video 😭 too much cuteness! My sweethearts!!! 💜💜💜 memories this game has and now the movie is coming in 6 days!
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"Happy Valentines day! And remember, if you don't have a valentine, always remember, Officer Vanessa loves you!" ❤️ *White woman jumpscares cutely*
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1 day until Security Breach's anniversary
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*The security guard attempts to scare the reader, when she sees they aren't getting scared, she leans in and whispers in their ear* "This is the part... where you run away"
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// oh my god, Fredbear killed Kenny!
You bastards! 💀
This is my favorite piece of FNAF fanart bravo to whoever made this
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Non FNaF tweet:
I'm not at all surprised people are making 9/11 jokes, memes, because I already know how people are I'm not normalizing this whatsoever but I also don't agree I mean I remember back then when tabloids came out about how Chris Brown beat up Rihanna, everyone
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So since there's a shadow ban happening to parody accounts that use double slash, I'm gonna have to use something to indicate I'm talking OOC so how about " []:" ?
Ex: []: five nights at Freddy's is a good game imo
[]: Idk I hope that okay. Still annoying tbh
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// Freddy. Officer Vanessa, Vanny. Chica, Roxy, Monty everyone. Especially the ending where Vanessa adopts Gregory
I'm actually getting sick of the negativity atm please say something nice about this game
I'll go first, most of the designs in this game are absolutely awesome and I will take no debates on that.
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// my tweets are still unavailable so if I'm not responding to anyone, that's why -_- sorry guys
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20 days until the party! Almost there!
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"Officer Vanessa wishes you all a lovely happy Sunday! Have a good day"
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// Let's put it this way, a Vanny/Vanessa/Glitchtrap picture a day, keeps the sadness away ❤️☺️🥺😭
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He sure is alright
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:)
I’m sorry to interrupt you Skittles, if you even remember that name…
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Happy anniversary five nights at Freddy's Sister Location!
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[]: ☆ ☆
put this on your profile
and who feels happy
to be your mutual
will comment
☆ ☆
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"Good morning, starshine. The earth says hello"
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// This is so weird but thank you for blowing up my notifications on here it makes me feel important 😁
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