I am spending an amazing weekend in Big Bear mountain biking with my son. 61 degrees, sunny, and still some snow on the mountains.

This is what most of my weekends look like.

Good Wednesday morning 🌄 ☕. I just realized my sheriff has the exact same name as the lead singer of 38 Special. Though, I bet my sheriff doesn't hold on loosely when he collars a perp.

Good morning! ☕ 🌅 I am enjoying the beginning of my four day weekend as I celebrate my new favorite holiday, which happens to be any holiday that I don't have to work. Happy birthday George and Abe!

The sad part is this is a SpaceX employee.

Memory lane anyone? 😉✌️😁

Was everyone able to get their Ludicrous Superbowl boot order in today with express overnight delivery? I picked mine up for only $2500 plus tip to replace my business loafers.

Good morning! Have a great post Superbowl Monday.

I've had a persistent cough the entirety of 2024. I went nuclear today and started running until either I don't have the strength to cough anymore or my lungs get strong enough to kick the cough. I'll accept either outcome.

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Teenagers made a giant penis on the school field using athletic cones. I miss being young.

My statement on Texas’ constitutional right to self-defense.

Today in 2004, we lost Captain Kangaroo. God speed, Captain. We will forever admire your love of green pants.

Good morning! Have a wonderful day out there. ☕

Citizens, here's a linguistic tidbit: The sentence "Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" is another example of a pangram in English. Like "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog," it uses every letter of the alphabet, but it's shorter and more unusual.

Happy Caturday.

It is not even half way through January and I have had food poisoning twice. 🤢 It was especially terrible last night because habanero salsa was involved! How is your 2024 going so far?

I always get the no liability insurance from U-Haul, then beat the living crap out of the truck to get my money's worth. I assume that is what is going on here.

@oclibertarians Without California government the rest of the country would benefit enormously. California seems to be the testing ground for the most ridiculous ideas before forcing them on the rest of us.