I swear I’ll never get carried away ever again but give carrick the fucking keys and let him cook we might never drop points ever again 🤣🤣🤣 nah but seriously how can you be that good? #Mufc

Somebody come and grab stoke city and tell them they are actually going to throw a title again 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Imagine a giant football club! Becoming anti football! Only effective when Burnley and wolves decide this games going to be 0-0 they are shite we’re better than them and go for it! And Man Utd punish them on the break! And it’s a win? #oleball #mufc

Ole phones Man Utd begging for caretaker job! British media - Man Utd speak to ole about caretaker job Like seriously what are they supposed to do block his fucking number? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ridiculous reporting! Give it fletch to the end of the season and go all in for Enrique #MUFC

Did Johnson just get booked for a foul in the box and Utd not get a penalty or am I missing something they haven’t even picked up on why he got booked?

Alan Carr played a blinder from start to finish racked with guilt but used his humour to deceptively disarm everybody tv gold that finale it really was #CelebrityTraitors

Why does Amorim keep rewarding mediocrity same players who are atrocious last game Dalot and Maguire start while sesko gets dropped for mount who’s also a man short

Someone please explain to me Maguire positioning there

Fully expect kimmel to now be hung out to dry and we all find out the seedy details of his clarty antics! Your reap what you sow son 👍🏻 what’s disgusting is we should’ve known what you were before

Daniel Carvihal gets a red what a kick in the teeth 😫

Thanks ⁦@TrentAA⁩ that injury when I showed so much faith in you has killed my bet after an amazing first half bar you getting that injury! Seek Add To Your Bet Slip - https://t.co/Kd6lu0q0le

Crawford has just sealed his legacy that was an absolute clinic! Against an already all time great and he made canelo look sluggish that is one of the best performances I’ve ever seen

The shitest build up ever for such a fight! Netflix this ain’t it champ🤣🙈

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Taking 7 weeks to eventually pay what the price was for a player is the kind of desperation that makes me fall out of love with the beautiful game! Mbeumo a fabulous player but it’s hard to be excited when this parasite club works on a single transfer for 7 weeks! Charlatans

Greta Thunberg’s flotilla is not a humanitarian mission. It is a curated narrative device. In the age of perception warfare, activism is measured not by impact but by optics. Gaza offers emotional theater and preloaded moral binaries. Sudan does not. Her flotilla sailed past a

The streets of Naples tonight after Napoli win Scudetto!🤯🇮🇹

If you do one thing today, make sure you watch this.