New album, Optimistic Sizing, out on 26th April. Available to preorder on 5th April. Limited edition coloured vinyl!!! Yellow from Wrong Speed, pink from shops via Cargo!!!!

Pretty much stopped posting on here. But I thought I'd end with this.

Observe us occur on tour and you may be able to buy one of these lovely T-shirts (if you don't mind them having been stretched over a drum (every single one, stretched out of size over a drum, guaranteed! (Just choose your drum.))) All sizes available (snare, rack, floor, bass.)

Post-punk trio @ObjectionsBand , formerly of Leeds legends Bilge Pump and Beards, discuss their 2024 debut album, songwriting and setlists. https://t.co/pKtIZTlTsW via @louderthanwar #objections #louderthanwar

A healthy balance of burgeoning talent and well-honed legends assembled at the post-punk, grunge and folk festival at Noise In The Valley https://t.co/zLYPy7sOsb via @louderthanwar #noiseinthevalley #louderthanwar

Lovely @louderthanwar review of our shenanigans in Sowerby Bridge at the weekend by the wordsmith @JamesKilkenny6 ⚡⚡⚡ https://t.co/NJtoSZwSEO

The bald speccy one of us is over at the other place, if you want to see pictures of a dog and the band doing things. Been there a while, looks like people are starting to do stuff. 🤓 https://t.co/miCrrTETWb

Monthly food meet up report; November. 1. Smoked tofu, hummus, sauerkraut and salad stuff (could have been more but I forget.) 2. Samosa chaat and an intriguing cumin based fizzy pop. (More substantial than last time's nuts and berries.) 3. Brexit lunch. (According to the others)

Last time we played Calder Valley, we were greeted by this first thing next morning. Let's see what happens next Saturday (16th) when we play @puzzlehallinn Sowerby Bridge as part of @noiseinthevalley. It's an all day multi-venue event and it's free!!!!!

Rocking one off in the big smoke! 💥

Tonight. Cambridge. Etc.

Tomorrow night we are at @drinkmoorbeer vaults in Bermondsey for @ObjectionsBand & @RattleandRattle. Small gig, great beer, two excellent bands. Should be a good one! https://t.co/39QRThyaXf

Cambridge on Friday now sold out. See you down the front! 💥💥🤔

I am reliably informed there are only 9 places left for our display tomorrow in Cambridge. Get on it, if you want to get into it. Here's a picture of a pillock so the algorithm can't tell what I'm talking about.

@ollsjam @TimSmith2021 A rocking good night to be had for sure ! 🎶 😊 🎶

It's all true! 🤓

If you exist in the Cambridge area, you would be insane not to go to this on Friday. 🤯 Insane!!!!!!!!😱 etc.

Finally found out who did the mystery drawing of us from Newcastle; excellent work by @armsreach.eyeslook 💥💥💥 Don't forget next weekend: Fri 4th Cambridge Boathouse Sat 5th London Moor Beer Vaults See you down the etc!!! 👀👀👀

Not long until we occur in Cambridge for the first ever time!!! Featuring rock music!!!! 💥🎸🥁🎸💥

The other band, @ObjectionsBand have some gigs coming up. Go and observe, you bunch of pillocks.

Observe us occurring in the big smoke with @RattleandRattle . New songs to try out and everything!!!!! Sat 5th October. Be there or be a pillock! 😱 (Had to delete and repost as I put the wrong date on (who's the pillock now?))