She has all my votes.

Bad math keeps happening.

Came out of X retirement just for this. A schadenfreude this good doesn't come around often. https://t.co/AquPPvS8CV

Hey um #LongBeach and #OC, are we on fire? I got the alert...

Did Meta go boom?

Hey #ThaiTwitter: Taking the hubs to Rachadamneon. He just wants to see like one match. We're old AF so...do we bust the door at 6 or do we try and brave 8-10?

I think I'm done here. Not entirely sure I'm going to be active on either Threads or Bluesky either. See you on Instagram, I guess.

You'd better believe I quoted Sar Wars in a business meeting and for once it actually made sense.

My pink Everlast boxing gloves are flaming off. Didn't quite want to be "that girl" with the pink gloves at the gym. But I'm a sucker for cute! What a conundrum.

It's "Which one of you is a screw top wine?" kind of evening that turns into a "whiskey neat it is" kind of evening because the only screw top is a rose and it's not chilled.

#Inktober Day 9: Nomadic. Day 10: Snacks.

I love Joni Mitchell. But I don't love her enough for $900 a ticket. I don't understand.

#Inktober Day 7: Passport. Or multipass-port in this case. Day 8: Hike. I'm sure it's no Sunday stroll out of Hadestown for Orpheus and Eurydice.

#inktober Day 5: binoculars Day 6: Trek.

The most unrealistic part about this 5 Dysfunctions book is that they're in Napa and having pizza and beer for dinner. Oh come on. Have some wine y'all!

#inktober Day 4: Exotic

My little chaos agent knocked over my ginger beer and is now asleep on my desk. All is forgiven.

#Inktober Day 3: Boots. I think B's sister's wedding was the last time we were all together with his family.

It's me. I'm that friend. #fifthgradeenergy

#Inktober Day 2: Discover. Fun fact: At some point in college, I really wanted a Marvin the Martian tattoo. I think he was just a cute space USC Trojan. ✌️👽