California Humor 📖
@OWCalifornia
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California
Joined January 2013
I'd like to thank my mom for giving birth to me in California. 🌸🌼🌷💐🌹🌻🌺🥀
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Whoever is praying for rain, can you take a break for a few days? This is California, not Seattle.
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You know you're from California when 58° feels like the Arctic and you can't believe there's such a thing as temperatures below zero.
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Signs you're from California Complain when it’s hot Complain when it’s cold
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Dear Canada, Please come get your weather. If I wanted your weather I’d move to Canada. -California
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Don't ever take California for granted. You could find yourself waking up in Florida or Texas one day.
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Me in 2099 celebrating the end of construction on I-5
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You might be from California if you measure distance in hours instead of miles.
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Don't be offended if I call you "dude". It's gender-neutral in California.
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When traffic finally clears and you see no accident, no rain, no fire, no police or anything
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hella hot for San Francisco
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YOU CAN ONLY RT THIS TODAY. Happy First Day of Summer! C🌻A🌴L☀️I⛵️F🌊O🏊R🍦N🏄I🌴A
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No matter where life takes you, California is always home.
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Congratulations to the 2022 NBA Champions: Golden State Warriors🏆
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If you're not watching the #WarriorsvsCeltics game you're missing out.
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