they're a ten but they ski

It's been so long since I've actually used Twitter that I don't remember my main handle, and this is the one that's logged in on my phone. Guess this is main now.

No matter what happens tonight, I just want Mitch McConnell to know that I hate him. ❤️

Congratulations to Mitch McConnell on decisively capturing the office of Senate Minority Leader.

Bye Mitch ✌🏾

Ding-dong! The Mitch is (projected to be) dead! #ByeMitch

Sorry, was talking on mute.

I'm not at OU anymore, but I'll always be @OU_Spiderman

Why is it that every Halloween, I end up getting hit in the head?

My suit is ruined after three years of shenanigans. Anyone want to donate a new Spidey suit?

Tears, cheers and "Yes, we did!" chants outside Cap dome, after hearing McCain voted no.

Do you recognize either of these individuals? Please call us at 593-1911 or anonymous tips to 594-3331. Reference OUPD case 170710.

Shoutout to @PPact for preventing more abortions through their contraception programs than @createdequalorg ever will.

That was easier than expected.

We thought we'd have to sue Trump today. But it turned out the order signing was an elaborate photo-op with no discernible policy outcome.

Chaffetz is all smiles as he scoots back from a fully-insured surgery to repeal health coverage for millions.

Here I am doing my part to prevent abortions by passing out condoms in front of @createdequalorg! @MAC_OhioU @genactionou @jacobhoback

@OUProLife @jacobhoback And on top of that, you're the ONLY retweet.

@OUProLife @jacobhoback Did you just retweet yourself @jacobhoback?

I've grown so much.