"Oh Leafy. I didn't know *it* tasted like lemon too. ". "Keep licking good and I might squirt a little lemonade 😏". (Source: @icringemyselftosleep)

RT @stovetoast: indoctrinating him

I apologise profusely in advance for my next tweet. (Source: @iamverysorry)

Leafy from "Battle for Dream Island" reportedly has a lemony taste to her saliva. (Source: @firsthandexperience)

The dead have begun rising and eating the flesh of the living in the Scottish town of Elgin because a teenager is watching THREEEE too loud (i.e at any volume other than 0). (Source: @3)

Abbycartridges and Rhia the Purple are due to fight to the death in the streets of Paris on Tuesday. The fight shall be refereed by a ginger man who has a rat controlling him via his curly hair. (Source: @abbycartridges)

Loggernamy's parents have discovered their child is black. "Huh. We didn't know that. Weird.". (Source: @loggernamy)

FlaminGingerbread has responded to his mother's request that he stop hornyposting on main. "Yes, mummy. Sorry, mummy". (Source: @monthlyiscancelled)

Infamous OSCtwt user Rhia a.k.a. "sloptweeting" has been kidnapped by aliens and taken to Mars to be fed to racing dinosaurs. Her kidnapper Jar Jar Binks has stated, "Hersa tripolar brain issa good nutrition for the dinosaurs.". (Source: @thephantommenace)

FlaminGingerbread's mother has released a statement requesting that her son stop hornyposting on main. "Flamin MONTHLY Gingerbead you are being a very bad influence on your impressionable audience.". There has yet to be a response from the man himself. (Source: @yomama)

Goodwick petition:.

Fishguard petition:.

The petition to hold a BFDI/II meetup in the Welsh coastal town of Fishguard in 2026 now has 137 signatures. In other news a rival petition has been set up to bring a meetup to the neighbouring town of Goodwick. Link to both petitions below. (Source: @Goodwick)

DexertOSC is 🤢 Aus- 🤮 Australian. 🤮🤮🤮. (Source: @boatogravy_)

"You've been a bad object show news outlet.". Yes, mummy. Sorry, mummy. (Source: @imbeingheldcaptivewontsomebodypleasesavemeiwasforcedtowritethistweetatgunpointmybossisveryverycruelhelpmepleasesavemepleaseineedhelppleasesomeoneanyonehelpmesavemerescuemepleasewontyoubemysaviour)

A petition has been created requesting Jacknjellify and AnimationEpic to host a meetup in the small Welsh town of Fishguard during the 2026 meetup season. The link to the petition is below for those wishing to sign it. (Source: @fishguard)

Zohran Mamdani has promised to exile Mosshaven to New Jersey once he wins the election and becomes Mayor of the City of New York. "There will be no ragebaiting in this city on my watch.". (Source: @_mosshaven)

FlaminGingerbread has reportedly sold the rights to "MONTHLY" to the Trade Union and Socialist Coalition for 20p and a can of Red Bull from Sainsbury's. When asked why, he said, "I want to become a hermit and hide out in the remote isle of St. Kilda.". (Source: @SwagPogGamer)

Wednesday, 25th February 2026. 17:28 GMT. (Source: @youwillsee).