Josh O'Neil
@ONeilator
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As the new president of Twitter I will get rid of the daylight savings time #JoshForTwitterPresident
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A mirror walks into a bar. The bartender says what'll ya have? The mirror reflects the bartender. The bartender pours himself a drink.
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A glove walks into a bar. The bartender says what'll ya have. The glove gives him the finger and walks out.
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A light bulb shines into a bar. The bartender says what'll ya have? The light bulb flickers a light. Bartender pours light beer.
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A rabbit hops into a bar. The bartender says what'll ya have? The rabbit says I'll take some hops
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A snail walks into a bar. The bartender says what'll ya have. The snail says slimeeeee
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A Lindsay Lohan walks into a bar. The bartender says what'll ya have? Lohan says I'll take a Herbie Fully Loaded. Bartender mixes gas, rubber, and a stick shift she can really grind.
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A chef walks into a bar. The bartender says what'll ya have? The chef says Bam!
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A Doctor walks into a bar. The bartender says what'll ya have? The doctor says I'll take a prescipbeertion
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A whitetail deer walks into a Wisconsin bar. The bartender says what'll ya have? The deer says Meh meh. The bartender says didn't go 20.
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A salamander slithers into a bar. The bartender says what'll ya have? The salamander says I'll take a Slammin A Jammin.
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