They want what?! I thought the designer was Trolling me /via @Jamie.

Ohh 'Don’t turn on the toaster, there’s a phone in the toaster!'.

Ohh "Do you need a YouTube account to be able to view videos?”.#facepalm.

FMM: "Internet Explorer Compatibility Mode essentially makes your browser run like IE7… We have no idea why this is even an option!".

"We’re seeing an error on our website".FMM "Thats Google Chromeframe, you need to update yo… Wait? You block Google!" http://t.co/EKF7jNcVrE.

“You know your procrastinating when you spend 10 minutes on the phone to a recruitment agent".

“If it smells like coffee it’s too strong”… <- Not a Developer!.

Site-wide "God User"… Love it!.

Oh 'If they want to use IE6 they may buy a time machine'.

[HTTP Method Not Allowed].WHAT?! Why the F*$K not… .What do you want a carrier pigeon?.#DevTeam #SoapProtocol.

You need to Flush your DNS….Okay then, where's the chain?.

Coffee Supplied depleted… Send Help http://t.co/TpMpPGwW.

Ohh 'Normal people laugh at jokes'.Not us, we're not your normal nerds.

Really have to stop condensing 'category' to 'cat', there are so many cats in this project file!.

Oh "It's the website equivalent of a Phone Box!".

I'm fed up needing to send carrier pigeons, faxes and blood signed scrolls up the corporate towers asking permission.

Your Logic is Reasonable, Give me your Data!.