Xui Xui type of evening

You know when you really get down to it Charlie Brown and Neon Genesis Evangelion are essentially the same show

I got no socks on neither

Sick as fuck wearin sweat pants a new wave jacket & no shirt absolutely blasted Fetty Wapp

I think Willem Dafoe may be the sexiest man ever

Listening to Daniel Johnston this snowy Sunday morning

Today comes twice

Yo anybody else ever look down at the toilet bowl as they're getting ready to flush after a fat shit and just get hella impressed. Like I just yelled "Damn son those are some fucking logs" in my bathroom

If a store is not open when it is supposed to be, I should be allowed to chuck a rock through the window

Woah man

Yo what if instead of "spongebob" they called him "dickbob"? Shit would crazzzzzy

Surprisingly groovy "please hold" music for the colorado dmv

Listening to "I'm Gay" by Lil B the based god rn the second song is him just rapping over a Slowdive song. DAWG WHAT, this gonna be wild

Timothy Chalamet is only successful because Lil B the based god blessed him many years ago. This was recently confirmed in an interview, wake up sheeple.

"No!!! that bag's full of kids dreams!" Might be the best line delivery David Harbour ever said in his whole career

Mentioned in group therapy that I watch the lighthouse every year around the holidays and that was most definitely a mistake.

Can't believe Lebron's birthday is in only 10 days

For a chorus of tough doves

The jazz mam claps at midnight

Bro my 8th grade science teacher used to insist we call him his like nick-name, "Mr E.", just realized the mf was just flexin his own mysteriousness on us by making people call him mystery