“ᴡʜᴏ’ꜱ ᴀꜰʀᴀɪᴅ ᴏꜰ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴇ?”. ʟᴇxɪ ᴋᴇɴɴᴇᴅʏ. ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʀᴇꜱɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴏᴄ

Chris told me that I was the “youngest person ever”.

Pew pew hahaha.

We are way to calm about the fact that birds can talk. I saw a video where an African grey kept asking her Alexa to play Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys.

//this is completely legit. Having problems with my kidney atm.

No im not fine.

“I wanna go to the beach and go parasailing!”.

RT @user0000O0: “you’re just like your father”

I have that too. It’s called autism.

“I need a vacation! A nice long vacation!”.

I love it when my parents fight and I have to wear ear plugs to go to sleep.

//if the rumors about Leon being Grace’s father are true, that’s going to make Lexi go insane.

She texted a message to her mom, only half expecting her to answer or read the text. 📲’Hey mom, I miss you. I’m currently out of school and living with dad. I hope we can get together sometime because we haven’t talked in awhile. I love you, and I hope you’re staying safe.’.

RT @imagesaicouldnt:

//I wanna plan some parent rps 👉🏻👈🏻.

One time he used them in order to impress mom, and it went as well as you could expect.

He cannot.

I think we killed someone that day.

One time dad was driving me to school, and we hit a speed bump. On a major highway.

Do ask dad about raccoon city?. Nah, don’t ask dad how much his car insurance is.