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π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ Profile
π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ

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@OFALLODDS
π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
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shawn churchhill. γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€a musician. γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€a serial killer. γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€a vampire. horror oc. fits into any verse. mlm. multiship with chem. more info below.
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@OFALLODDS
π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
6 hours
//it is almost 5 am here i need to go to bed :| responses in the morning!!
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π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
6 hours
shawn watched as a passerby walked past the window. it'll have to do. peter's words quickly broke this train of thought, causing shawn to look back at him. "hmm?" he paused for a second. "sorry, i.. zoned out. i tend to do that a lot."
@ofhisoptimism
ᡀʰᡉ ᴬᡐᡃᢻⁱⁿᡍ γ€œ 𝐒 ᴘΙͺᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ
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he did actually take a bit of notice. β€œ whatcha see out there? β€œ pete jokingly asked, just wanting to start a bit of conversation back up a bit now that they had ordered.
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@OFALLODDS
π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
6 hours
ab negative. why. ;)
@sagnities
α… α… α… α΅€ΝŸα΄΄ΝŸα΄±ΝŸ οΌŒα… α… α…  π˜šπ˜π˜•α… α… α…  ​ π‘œπ‘“ α… α… α… π˜šπ˜“π˜–π˜›π˜
6 hours
β €β € β €β € β €β € what's your blood type . β €β €;) β €β € β €β €
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@OFALLODDS
π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
6 hours
shawn followed, sitting across from peter. thankfully for peter, shawn's eyes were shifted towards a window near the booth. he probably didn't notice.
@ofhisoptimism
ᡀʰᡉ ᴬᡐᡃᢻⁱⁿᡍ γ€œ 𝐒 ᴘΙͺᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ
6 hours
β€œ sounds good. β€œ he’d shrug before walking over to said seating, sliding into the booth with a hum. he could already feel another rumble of his stomach coming up . . embarrassing.
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@OFALLODDS
π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
6 hours
crosses arms. hey. ;)
@sagnities
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6 hours
β €β € β €β € β €β € leans on wall . hey β €β €;) β €β € β €β €
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π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
6 hours
😲 ...touché. ;)
@sagnities
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6 hours
β €β € β €β € β €β € I'll try you /srs β €β €;) β €β € β €β €
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@OFALLODDS
π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
7 hours
i thrive during these hours. try me. /nsrs.
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@OFALLODDS
π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
7 hours
a nod given; while outside would've been appriciated, he respects it. it also makes his plan easier. "what about there? corner booth seat?"
@ofhisoptimism
ᡀʰᡉ ᴬᡐᡃᢻⁱⁿᡍ γ€œ 𝐒 ᴘΙͺᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ
7 hours
β€œ wherever really. as long as it isn’t outside. β€œ definitely not the right conditions for that, plus he prefers the inside anyways really.
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π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
7 hours
using the word 'clickbait' but i can't crack a joke #surebud /nsrs.
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π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
7 hours
nah, it's fine. no need to try to be whimsical and joyous. /nsrs.
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@OFALLODDS
π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
7 hours
can't crack any jokes around here. got it. /nsrs.
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π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
7 hours
he met peter's look with a grin, a chuckle escaping him before moving up to order rather quickly as well. he turned to walk back over to peter. "where do you wanna sit?"
@ofhisoptimism
ᡀʰᡉ ᴬᡐᡃᢻⁱⁿᡍ γ€œ 𝐒 ᴘΙͺᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ
7 hours
he rolled his eyes playfully before stepping forward, ordering rather quickly before turning to look at him. β€œ go ahead with your oh so embarrassing order. β€œ a very obvious tone of sarcasm.
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π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
7 hours
he raised an eyebrow, a playful look forming on his face. he then motioned for peter to step forward. "you first, save my embarrassing order for last." the last part was filled with an overdramatic tone, a smile on his face and all.
@ofhisoptimism
ᡀʰᡉ ᴬᡐᡃᢻⁱⁿᡍ γ€œ 𝐒 ᴘΙͺᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ
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fair point. double cheese was pretty common when it came down to preference. β€œ so definitely no seafood places. got it. β€œ he made note of that, pretty quickly.
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π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
7 hours
a symptom of not being human for a while. he can't really gage what's normal for humans. "definitely not anchovies. i hate fish." that, he remembers perfectly.
@ofhisoptimism
ᡀʰᡉ ᴬᡐᡃᢻⁱⁿᡍ γ€œ 𝐒 ᴘΙͺᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ
8 hours
β€œ . . that’s it? i thought it’d be more like putting anchovies or something crazy on it. β€œ that probably surprised him more than any really oddball answer ever could.
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@OFALLODDS
π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
8 hours
i said i only kid! i was kidding!
@sagnities
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β €β € β €β € I've got my eye on you β €β €
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π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
8 hours
thankfully, he's heard that sentence enough to know it's meant to be lighthearted. "i ask for double cheese, with ketchup and.. i get the buns lightly toasted."
@ofhisoptimism
ᡀʰᡉ ᴬᡐᡃᢻⁱⁿᡍ γ€œ 𝐒 ᴘΙͺᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ
8 hours
β€œ i will certainly do my best. β€œ a kinda funny way of saying β€˜ yes i will not judge you β€˜. maybe not that funny in actuality.
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@OFALLODDS
π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
8 hours
"i kinda, customize with my order a bit." he says as he walks over to peter, eyes looking back at him. "promise you won't judge?"
@ofhisoptimism
ᡀʰᡉ ᴬᡐᡃᢻⁱⁿᡍ γ€œ 𝐒 ᴘΙͺᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ
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β€œ oh yeah? whatcha thinkin’? β€œ he turned to face him, gently adjusting his coat with a head tilt. β€œ sure you’ve got a good order picked out. β€œ
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@OFALLODDS
π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
8 hours
shawn remember that he always got something specific when he ordered here. he was trying to remember, for old times sake. it took him a while of staring up at the menu before he figured it out. "okay, think i got it."
@ofhisoptimism
ᡀʰᡉ ᴬᡐᡃᢻⁱⁿᡍ γ€œ 𝐒 ᴘΙͺᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ
8 hours
β€œ probably just get a classic cheeseburger. β€œ he didn’t really feel like getting anything super messy, gave him the feeling he was going be covered in it by the time he was done. the spider was a bit curious to see what he’d order though . . .
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@OFALLODDS
π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
8 hours
shawn met his glance with a smile, biting down on his bottom lip. the smell in here was overwhelming his senses in a negative manner. not to mention his hunger... "you go ahead and order. i need to think."
@ofhisoptimism
ᡀʰᡉ ᴬᡐᡃᢻⁱⁿᡍ γ€œ 𝐒 ᴘΙͺᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ
9 hours
β€œ yeah i’m gonna need one of those burgers asap. β€œ pete glanced towards him with a grin, darting back to the menu once done.
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@OFALLODDS
π™Žπ™ƒπ˜Όπ™’π™‰ π™ˆπ™'𝙄𝙉 π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™π™π˜Ύπ™ƒπ™ƒπ™„π™‡π™‡ .ᐟ
8 hours
something wrong?
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