Nothing GOEs
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“All the Rejected News That's Fit to Print” *Not affiliated with anyone or anything.
Nagoya, Japan
Joined March 2023
Wakaba Higuchi speaks her truth about Stranger Things Season 5: “Eleven is suchhhh a flopppppp… Give me her powers and there’d be planes falling out the sky”
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Loena Hendrickx, on Aleksandr Galliamov’s meltdown at Russian Nationals: “Who’s that?” We then told her who that was and what he did: “LMFAO”
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International Skating Union President Jae Youl Kim announces that the ISU is making a ‘Heated Rivalry’ show about figure skaters: “I’m not ashamed to make money from gay people. We’re gonna have Beyoncé at the next World Championships once this check clears.”
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The 2026 Winter Olympics have been cancelled to save everyone the hassle of dealing with it.
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Trennt Michaud, unprompted: “God I'm feeling so Jolly and Merry right now.”
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Kao Miura explains how he’ll celebrate after qualifying for the Olympic Games: “Gonna drive my whip so fast they’ll be calling me アリーナ・ザギトワ”
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The Selevko brothers have morphed into one person who can do all the jumps.
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Christina Carreira, on being American now: “If I see another can of Spray Cheese I'm gonna fucking kill someone”
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Nikolaj Memola reveals his New Year’s resolution: “Grow another 6 or 7 inches”
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SkatingScores comes out as transgender by self-identifying as a functioning website.
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Loena Hendrickx lost her coat check ticket at the club and couldn’t get her jacket back: “Fuck my life”
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Skate Canada’s recent policy change to stop holding events in Alberta is reportedly upsetting all two remaining athletes who wanted to go to Alberta.
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The 2026 Raytheon Skate America competition will be held in Nome, Alaska.
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Kaori Sakamoto recently became the second person to ever skate on a floating nuclear thermal power station.
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