The Freaking *Absolute Batman
@NotPrepBatman
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Gotham’s Guardian | World’s Greatest Detective | Proud Father of 6 | Orphan | Prep Time Abuser | Founding JL Member (NOT AFFILIATED WITH DC OR WB)
AU Gotham City, The Batcave
Joined July 2016
"I'm not the hero that Parody Twitter needs, but the one it deserves.". [BATMAN (OFFICIALLY) JOINS PARODY TWITTER (PART TIME).].{🧵for more information.}
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I get the vision.
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…. It’s a pretty view.
Guys this is my first interaction bait. Edit your character looking over this view
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He can be a bit overprotective at times, but I do tend to appreciate his help.
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It's been a long while.
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My parents are dead.
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I've worked during daylight, albeit very rarely.
Just scoping out the area batsy. Surprised to see you in daylight! I thought bats were nocturnal
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I guess?.
<“Ive got cheese. You like cheese?”>.
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What do you want.
Hey HUGE dark and brooding!. Really loving the spikes? Adds a lot to your. angst?
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Canonically, I save the city.
if you say "canonically" or "in the comics" before a lie, people will believe you.
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