The Freaking *Jolliest Batman
@NotPrepBatman
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Gotham’s Guardian | World’s Greatest Detective | Father of Multiple | Founding JL Member (https://t.co/iWRbOYXm7s) (UNAFFILIATED WITH DC/WB)
Gotham City, The Batcave
Joined July 2016
"I'm not the hero that Parody Twitter needs, but the one it deserves." [BATMAN (OFFICIALLY) JOINS PARODY TWITTER (PART TIME).] {🧵for more information.}
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Morning. I'm picking up the Batfamily's breakfast orders. It's my treat for them mostly doing a good job on hero work.
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He tried to break out of Arkham Asylum recently. Unfortunately for him, I was nearby.
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[Batman's Advent Calendar Files: Day 19] [Subject: Scarecrow]
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This website doesn't work.
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1. There’s Tibetan medicine. 2. I’ll think about it.
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It’s a heavy batch, but should have all the variants I need for a full restock.
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The order’s been placed. It should be arriving within 1-3 days.
Batarang supplies are getting low. I'll have to place another custom batch order later today.
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Batarang supplies are getting low. I'll have to place another custom batch order later today.
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🚨$600 OFF Garmin R50 SIG Golf Simulator Packages! R50 is the all-in-one simulator with a 10" touchscreen, pro-grade club & ball data, and access to 43,000+ virtual courses.
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I know what you're thinking. Don't even say it.
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Incorrect. I’m always there for you at your lowest.
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Sleigh the season with the most personal gift around. Get them a Cameo video!
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[Batman's Advent Calendar Files: Day 18] [Subject: Red Hood]
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Try not to get rusty; It's good to keep your mind and body sharp.
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I know Mr. Freeze is behind all of this, I just can’t prove it yet.
A late night patrol in the harsh, snowy weather. It's not pleasant, but you have to deal with it.
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It seems Killer Croc has completed his rehabilitation treatment. Good on him.
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🇨🇳 Unpacking the Trump administration’s China Chip shift The Trump administration recently made a major shift, deciding to allow Nvidia to sell their advanced AI chips to China. National security experts are deeply concerned.
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A late night patrol in the harsh, snowy weather. It's not pleasant, but you have to deal with it.
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AI is reshaping energy demand, and we’re ready. Our Chairman & CEO Mike Wirth shares how we’re powering the future.
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