The Freaking Batman
@NotPrepBatman
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Gotham’s Guardian | World’s Greatest Detective | Proud Father of 6 Kids | Plot Armor Merchant | Founding Justice League Member (NOT AFFILIATED WITH DC OR WB)
Gotham City, The Batcave
Joined July 2016
"I'm not the hero that Parody Twitter needs, but the one it deserves." [BATMAN (OFFICIALLY) JOINS PARODY TWITTER (PART TIME).] {🧵for more information.}
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It's going to be a long Halloween tomorrow, but it's nothing I'm not used to.
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It's the best feeling, even if I can always do better.
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Saving a life.
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These are the funniest jokes The Joker has ever told, as shown in these images provided by the Batcomputer.
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Morning, patrol went well. A lot of them got concussions and broken bones.
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I let an intrusive thought out.
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I don’t owe them information.
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I miss her.
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Morning, patrol went well. At least, that’s what my children told me.
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I won't be on patrol tonight; My children insist they can all cover for me.
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They made me go.
I don’t have time to attend my mandated therapy sessions; I have a city to watch over.
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@StockingsParody @NotPrepBatman But I am truly sorry I wasn’t able to save you sooner, maybe it wouldn’t have been so bad… Worry not though! ill help you defeat Aqua-man to make up for it, No promises ill know how to do it though Thats your job to be smart, detective.
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