The Freaking Batman
@NotPrepBatman
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Gotham’s Guardian | World’s Greatest Detective | Proud Father of 6 Kids | Plot Armor Merchant | Founding Justice League Member (NOT AFFILIATED WITH DC OR WB)
Gotham City, The Batcave
Joined July 2016
"I'm not the hero that Parody Twitter needs, but the one it deserves.". [BATMAN (OFFICIALLY) JOINS PARODY TWITTER (PART TIME).].{🧵for more information.}
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I will be seeing you shortly.
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He won the trip.
I’m sending a lucky fan to Tibet for one week.
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What getting rejected for an event does to a person.
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Two minutes.
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I got up.
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There better not be a third time.
TRYING TO BREAK OUT OF ARKHAM WAS A BAD IDEA IT WAS A BAD IDEA THIS IS THE SECOND TIME
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Your loss.
Im not betting money on the MONKEY.
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If you pitch in, I’ll up the stakes.
Just a band is crazy.
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I’ve put down $1,000 on you winning, Aquaman. Don’t disappoint.
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She’s making her old man proud.
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Three fourths of the patients broke out. I’ll have to cancel my plans for tonight.
Today’s the weekly patient checkup at Arkham Asylum. Let’s see if the staff made any substantial progress or if more funding is required.
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