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@NotPaneen
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These directors are so so bad they actually managed to cap us at 6th minus a miracle. Someone’s gotta get smacked in their face for this.
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@NotPaneen
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We actually have to bun Winstanleys house.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea are working on deal to sign Facundo Buonanotte from Brighton. Negotiations underway with Brighton for Argentine talent in the list of several clubs in UK, Borussia Dortmund and more. Deal on. 🔵🇦🇷
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Grok
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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@NotPaneen
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Midlife crisis at 38 he’s just like me.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨 Rúben Amorim: “Sometimes I want to quit, sometimes I want to be here 20 years. I need to improve on that”. “Every time we have one defeat like that, I am going to be like that. Sometimes I am going to say I hate my players, sometimes I am going to say I love my players”.
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@NotPaneen
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Who we panic bidding for late on then? Winner gets a worn sock from Pys.
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@NotPaneen
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The chances of us winning a 12.30ko at our tiny stadium just before international break is about 16% and I’m being deadly fucking serious.
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@NotPaneen
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3 hours
15 more mins of complaining and then it’s time to enjoy the weekend btw fellas and fellasitas.
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3 hours
Absolutely and no one can do anything about it. Up the Chels.
@H4rlemm
Xavier ™️
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@NotPaneen Lol you'll put on a pair of flip flops soon, when your opinion about them changes as the season continues.
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3 hours
Big difference between having a lil moan every now and then compared to shitting on your club every single day like your greasy self does.
@yerdas_outV2
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Negative accounts are so jarring. Stop complaining or support someone else!.
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@NotPaneen
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He isn’t even a winger, use your brain man.
@Okwesilieze82
Okwesilieze
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So Simons is a superstar LW?.
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? I’ll send you a brand new car to your village if you show me where I said this.
@Anawomah88
Okuasi Anawomah
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Name a decent goalkeeper in the market. U swore we made a mistakee with petrovic.
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Gittens/Garnacho for £100m+ is a sign that our directors are very shit minded. Two raw wingers who they can groom and give lower wages to rather than one superstar LW is a sign of being a bitch.
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Where did the random Hato hate come from btw? Looks decent I thought.
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@NotPaneen
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Garnacho somewhere in a sprinter on his 2nd tub of snus with his prick of a brother on the way to my once beautiful club. Dark.
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Fuck sake man. I don’t want Reece playing for England at all.
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
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Trent Alexander-Arnold is set to be left out of Thomas Tuchel’s latest England squad, according to BBC Sport sources. ❌. The right-back left Liverpool for Real Madrid in the summer and was named in Tuchel’s previous squad.
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Still no rainbet deal
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@NotPaneen
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Tears for Simourns when we got Paez coming back next season is crazy. Can you all cry about a defender instead plz.
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@NotPaneen
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Can he play CB or in goal?.
@JacobsBen
Ben Jacobs
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Chelsea have held new talks with Fermin Lopez, as revealed yesterday. Key remains convincing Lopez to leave Barcelona with work so far primarily focused on the player side.⬇️.
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@NotPaneen
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4 hours
Season was over for me the second we stopped targeting a CB and GK. Midfield wasn’t an issue for me.
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@NotPaneen
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Spot on. Our directors make it known to the world that they’re genuine spastics that no player will want to deal with soon.
@CFCDaily
CFCDaily
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I wanna make it clear I don’t care about Simons or what he brings, I’ve never watched him but it’s just the principle for the future and if we genuinely come across a situation like this again. I’m not happy losing Jackson though that is an opinion I don’t like to hide.
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We would’ve never paid these wages so why did Fab lie all window? Agent pay ruined his rep.
@KaiParvertz
Findlay
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@pokeefe1 £200k/week then?.
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