Jesus fucking Christ.

This election feels like the Eagles game on Sunday in that Kamala should win by a landslide but the Dems get cute and don’t tush-push on 4th and 1 at a crucial point, the refs cheat, and it takes a Herculean turnover from Nakobe Dean in the end zone to seal the W

Fire Sirianni into the sun 🙃

Beau’s little face gems 🥺😭

COOOP!

We’ve seen enough of Pickett, just give us McKee!!!

Please for the love of god get Tanner McKee out there for the second half 🫠

I feel a Clara Bow x Nothing New mashup in my bones.

If I make it out of Stockholm N3 with 10 total Mastermind points it will be a miracle 🙈

At least I can rely on the pink guitar and Rep bodysuit for some Mastermind points 😅

My signed copy of TTPD is finally in my hands and I am so beyond over the moon. It is perfect 🥹🤍

My best friend just informed me she managed to snag me a signed TTPD vinyl and it came in today. I don’t know what to do with myself OMG 🤍😱

I hope everyone has the decency to leave Kate be now.

I’m going to need someone to explain to me why DOT is sanding dry roads during a WINDSTORM. It’s like driving in a sandy snow globe 🤪

When is it enough? Praying for the victims. People should be able to attend a parade without this being how it ends.

Temu shelled out to air this commercial three times? Sweet Jesus. 🤪

Watching the Chiefs offense play today is starting to feel a lot like watching the Eagles offense and I hate it 🫠

This Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton performance is….certainly something.

🤣🤣🤣

The doordash app needs to get it together. I just want some lunch pls 😭