Rest easily, your Majesty. To honor your service I’m declaring myself King of America. I see myself fit for the position because of my honesty and respectful nature. Nobody has seized the throne so this is my claim of it.

Dude what are the chances

Before i get in the shower i always act like im at a UFC weigh-in

To get rid of the face mask calls in football, they could just play without helmets. Lmk if this would be good

Runner challenge level impossible: be a washed up pro and don’t post old pics from NCAAs from when you were in college

https://t.co/TwKmLTrtVB

Now that d1 running is boring, I’m switching to a high-school and d3 watcher

Nothing beats getting some good advice from family and friends

I go to bed wearing supreme but still feel subpar

I upgraded to the iPhone 17 and it’s hexed

Thought my friend just stopped liking me but turns out there was just a problem with iMessage so we’re back

October such a month

There should never be an Olympics or world champs allowed past August. It makes the schedules so weird and CPH half and Berlin marathon got no coverage this last week because of track still being run in the autumn which is just crazy.

I might be late but at least I’m on my way

You see right through me like I’m glass 🪟

You know when there’s a spot you like that you think is just local then you come to find it’s sort of a chain and has locations in multiple states and it kind of ruins your original excitement about it.

I get so bored of watching my YouTube videos after editing them for a couple hours. By the time it’s dropped it’s like a song you’ve listened to on repeat for a week

Help YouTube by answering one question

I tried to triple it on Rainbet and now I’m homeless

People can be so pretentious

The first thing I do when I see a fixed gear bike video is immediately exit and close the app so I don’t have to watch any of it ever again.